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grunting the semi

To “grunt the semi” is to drunkenly gyrate ones partially erect penis against consenting older (40+) women on a nightclub dancefloor. Apparently, this is something of a trend amongst the younger monkeys.
AH was grunting the semi with several MILFs on Saturday night.
by intermaweb.net December 4, 2005
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grundingo

I am grundingo
by Anonymous September 21, 2003
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grunding

The act of stimulating one's grundle using slow, clockwise, circular motions. One doing so without disruption of their natrual breathing pattern becomes a professional, grunder.
Steve reveals his beetroot, shiney, Jewish nose and begins furiously grunding Atilla whilst plundging his throbbing licker into his copper badge.
by Rupert Forsyth March 1, 2007
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grunting a loaf

by ya mama January 26, 2003
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Granping

For a young person to be in an orgy filled with elderly people in a tent.
I could do with some granping right now
by Nymphadora Tonks December 4, 2016
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grunting like a goat

the noise when a disgusting man has sex
I was having sex and he like grunting like a goat
by DT94 May 31, 2016
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Grumping off

Someone in a grumpy mood who intentionally avoids interaction with others as they wallow in their own discontent
Mike got out of the wrong side of the bed today, he's been grumping off in the garage all morning
by Quixand August 31, 2017
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