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Grumpy Cool Kid

A sexy motherfucker that breaks people's hearts with a single look However he has the sex game of a two year old and is mentally ill. Excessively yells when he is interrupted but consistently finds a way to interrupt others while pounding the microphone with the air coming out of his pharynx. Blurts out and does whatever he wants.
Why are you so shit at the game and acting like a "grumpy cool kid"

Fuck you, You are acting like a grumpy cool kid!

Why do you always act like a grumpy cool kid?

Stop playing destiny you grumpy cool kid!
by Nedia The Gumpy May 1, 2021
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Grumpy Munchkin

A woman whom is taking a dump sitting on the toilet, while at the same time has a man standing in front of her for whom she is providing oral pleasures
The woman taking a shit became a grumpy munchikin when i dropped my dick in her mouth.
by hollowbob September 9, 2004
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Grumpy Gator

This is when a female bites on an a guy's dick as hard as she can like an alligator because the guy was taking forever to blow a load.
Dude i can't believe she gave me a Grumpy Gator, my dick is gonna take forever to recover.
by Consuelo K December 29, 2006
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Grumpy Burt

A form of being Hangry, a complete disdain for food that doesn't turn up on time.
"I know your breakfast was late, but don't be a Grumpy Burt"
by Calculon-Prime November 8, 2020
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Grumpy Plunge

Grandma! The toilet is clogged again and I can't seem to find the dildo. I wish you'd buy a normal plunger because I'm sick of "grumpy plunge".
by fred durst 2 February 20, 2023
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Grumpy Cat

A cat that naturally looks grumpy. His full name is Tartar sauce, but his fame on the internet site reddit.com sparked the nick name grumpy cat. A subsequent video on youtube garnered several million views, which cemented grumpy cat's place as the most widely loved feline.

The grumpy look on his face is likely due to inbreeding, but his brother pokey does not share the same facial expression.

Grumpy cat has appeared on several television newscasts, has an entire subreddit to his name (/tard) and even clothing which features his face.
Person one: hey man have you seen that picture of the cat that looks upset?

Person two: HIS NAME IS GRUMPY CAT! Get it tight or get out
by So_Many_Tapirs November 27, 2012
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Grumpy Gerbil

a horrible and mean teacher that makes you do random crap and offends you and is always out for you and I am sooooo sorry if he's your teacher
kid: shoot I have social studies!

Otha kid: crap man im soooo sry for u you have the grumpy gerbil!
by thisiswhomadethis <3 May 14, 2021
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