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Gruden Grinder

A super-hard stool that causes one to contort one's face trying to pass it.
I damn-near popped a vein in my neck trying to pinch off that Gruden Grinder.
by Ueberales December 16, 2013
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Grube

A man who has sexual relations with a carrot.

Grubes usually take out their anger on carrots in a violent sexual manner which usually results in the fracture or splintering of the penis. Some choose to use apparatus such as handcuffs, whips or illicit items to please their subject (the carrot).
Dad: Aye yo manna just cop some groceries real quick.
Son: I do believe you are in fact a grube.
Dad: you fuckin batty man I told you to fuck off back to your shite hole mum and tell her to milk the otter.
by R Savs January 25, 2020
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Grube-d

to be screwed or inconvenienced by being given a task that is a real pain in the ass. primarily used in a military context.
Damn did you hear about Baker getting assigned as the OCS commander? Holy shit. He got straight up Grube-d on that one!
by j145 December 13, 2010
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Grubely

Overly Emotional and Feeling the need to assure everyone else knows it. Unconciously updating your Social Network friends more than 8(eight) times each day in an annoying, overlyexited, hyperventalated manner.
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1). I was boning her, right, And she just Keeps Grubely talking all about her day....

2). I LOVE THE SNOW:) YOU CAN DO SO MUCH IN THE SNOW!!! ITS SNOWING OUT:) :) (: ( : :D : D

3). I CANT STOP SMILE ING:)))))))))) :D hahahahahahahah hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!

4). Bad boys bad boys what you going to do, what you going to do when they come for you..bad boys bad boys what you going to do when they come for YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
by \nDENA<3LEE:) January 10, 2011
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noel gruber

Person A: “Have you Watched Ride The Cyclone?”
Person B: “Yes! Noel Gruber is my Favourite Character!”
by whospennylamb January 3, 2023
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Jon Gruden

The outline of the male genitalia within his pants (testicles in particular) that can be seen from looking at his crotch; a male camel toe
Chris: "How's my Jon Gruden?!"

Kyle: "Excellent, as usual!"

armstronging
by Chowda4eva November 16, 2009
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Grubnubber

A person who exploits a situation for personal gain, i.e. the person who glues your hard work onto a poster and claims that they did half the work of the project.
Andrea: Hey, did you hear about how those kids in Another Brick in the Wall part 2 didn't get paid?

Louisa: Yeah, Pink Floyd is such a Grubnubber!
by acertainfish December 7, 2010
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