groundling

a living being that cannot fly and hence that is confined to the ground. Also called landling.

Human beings are groundlings.

by uttam maharjan October 21, 2010

groundlin

an absolute groundhog. worst thing you can call somebody. means ur fat. ugly. unloveable and hated beyond recognition

person 1: i banged ur mom last night
person 2: shut up groundlin!
person 3: woah. you just killed their confidence

by bullogsshidandfock January 24, 2021

groundlit

The key to balance in life. To achieve true balance, one must stay adequately grounded while sufficiently staying littt. If one can fully achieve groundlit, one can fully sustain ever lasting bliss.

Man that wook over there is sooo groundlit. Hes must be taking his dmt and corndog supplements.

by Dicky Tricks May 5, 2018

Grounding

The act of stuffing your genitals into your own asshole (balls not included).

Friends: "Come hang out with us!"
Keith: "I think I'd rather stay home and ground myself"

Someone: "Did Kyle show you that video of that guy grounding himself? Pretty impressive shit."

by PlowingMommies December 14, 2021

Grounding wood

Grounding wood; when you miss the flying wood so much you become the opposite of flying and are now grounded. Grounding wood can appear when you are in immediate need of The flying wood back in your life

Person 1: “I just him so much and I feel so horrible about it and I don’t know why.”
Person 2 “you probably have grounding wood”

by Yanni734 January 16, 2023

Groundie

A definition used by people in the arborculture industry which carries the definition of an employee that does not climb but instead cuts up branches that are sent down by the climber, sends up gear, and runs the chipper.

Hey Lakisha Did you see that dumb groundie almost get pulled into the chipper?

by 200T Fan January 19, 2023

grundling

When someone pisses and shits with their dick shoved up their ass- creating a violent ricochet splatter effect with the feces and urine splashing everywhere.

"Damn, he straight up grundlin' tho!"

"Pipushka was grundling so hard that the guys could hear the feces and urine splattering against the inside of her trousers as he was patiently waiting in the queue."

"Mekmat always looked up to the OGs for pointers and advice towards grundling. He could never keep his dick shoved up his own ass once he began shitting and pissing, his dick would just pop out and start pissing everywhere as free form feces sprayed out of his ass"

by GerthPaul March 21, 2023