Grotta

An accumulation of clothes in the pelvic area. Originates in Cleveland, Ohio See also Wedgie

When you stand up, I can see the grotta you have, pull it out.

by Mannywallace May 17, 2006

Jot Gritty

Similar to Minosyndrome and or the opposite of Ahmedonome, Jot Gritty is to either go fishing or to want to fart on an infant child.

Let's go jot gritty in Doki-Doki.

I really want to jot gritty on Susan's child.

by Dukey A.A February 19, 2023

Gritty Uncle

The process of masturbating with sand in your hands.

1) Tom Hanks in Cast Away had to give himself Gritty Uncles for 4 years because of his loneliness. It was not pleasant.

by dcruzado January 25, 2011

gretty

slang term in some areas of london to describe cocaine also known as "tee" or "garbo"

you gonna get any gretty tonight ?

by zlatan November 17, 2007

Grottery

Storage facility of pornographic material

Brian had recently extended his grottery to 16 TB.

by Mykeyboy April 5, 2011

Panda in the Grotto

A Panda in the Grotto, as mentioned in American Pie Beta House, is a threesome in the pool with a black girl and a white girl. It's gotta be rough though because you gotta remeber, Pandas look cute but they're still big bears.

Hey, dude wht's that scratch on your face from?

Oh, I had panda in the grotto last night. It was sweet but I am worn out!!

by B-West February 4, 2008

Grotten

Dirty, miserable, filthy, disgusting and generally wrong. Combination of grotty and rotten - when one word is not enough to describe the skankiness.

"Oh man, I woke up sweating in a tent after a 24 hour drinking binge. I feel grotten"

by Lizzimon August 12, 2009