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Groomer

(Noun) A greasy cuck who doesn't bathe, and manipulates underage girls. Usually found having mental breakdowns or dressed as a banana.
"Hey, you heard about that groomer dude, the banana one?"
"Oh, you mean onision?"
by Takisporee January 2, 2020
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Grooveking

Grooveking ­ 1. A monarch of a major territorial unit; esp: one whose
interaction is harmonious with their surroundings such as their friends, a favorite watering hole, the internet and like groovedoms. 2. One who
grooves on 3. A groovatron 4. One who can rock a suicide windmill while breakdancing - a master breakdancer. 5. One who has mastery of grooves; a dj, dancer, or a person participating in general groovedom. 6. One who carries a boombox weighing more than 37 lbs on their shoulder.
That dude can kick it with that boombox. He's got slick threads, style, and is the master of his grooves. He is a grooveking.
by bbwslims September 21, 2005
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Groome

n. A creature that has the mixed heritage of a night owl and a screeching monkey with a bad nose cold.

Uncommonly polite, dedicated to good grammar and proper etiquette, the Groome will often correct people when they say something that doesn't sound right to it, but is often confused when an inordinate number of people do inpolite things at once. In these situations it will snap and utter the word 'Shhhhh!', which in its native language means 'I am a rascist'.

v. causing someone pain acute to wrapping the palm around their testicles (or labia) and squeezing hard while tearing away the skin. This was used as a medieval torture method for many years, but is now just a metaphor, can mean mental pain.

adj. when someone is Groome, they can be described as having either the appearance or behavior of a cross between a screech monkey with a nose cold and a night owl.
n. I was trying to get some sleep in class, but then that Groome told me to sit in the back!

v. Ugh, i bombed that test, that teacher Groomed me alright.

adj. She looks just like a Groome!
by Jelbaz111 June 23, 2010
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New York Groove

To have it all. To be completely on the level. 100%. Top of your game. Nothing will bring you down because you're super cool, confident, and ready to eat the world with a big fucking spoon.

Inspired by the song by Hello.
Me: "Hey Brandon, are you back?"

Brandon: "Yeah, I'm back, BACK IN THE NEW YORK GROOVE!"

*Wins a million dollars and saves the world*
by Lord Xanadu March 10, 2012
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get ‘ur grandma groove on

A phrase that describes the phenomenon of an older woman gettin’ down to some danceable hit that clearly has her bringing out all her old dance floor moves.
Yeah baby, get ‘ur grandma groove on and burn this muthafuckin’ house down!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019
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Groove Killer

A grime producer from South East London also makes electronic music.
Gangsta: Wow you heard Groove Killer's new track?
Wasteman: Nah
by dontjokeabout September 8, 2007
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Ok, Groomer

A commonly used phrase which pisses pedos/MAPs off. Commonly heard when referring to Onision. People spam Onision’s Twitter, Instagram and Discord server with this phrase. A clever adaptation of Ok Boomer.
Person 1: “So Justin. How did you get banned from Onision’s discord???”

Person 2: “All I did was spam Ok, Groomer ”

Person 3: Well done man *pats Person 2 on the back*
by Castelii December 4, 2019
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