groothuis

The resulting pain from being kicked in the sack (see also nuts, balls, testis, taint grenades).

Holy sh** I've got the groothuis, I'm going to throw up.

by JoePhlips January 6, 2009

Gooshey

The sensation of something that is both squishy and gooey.

Adam: I just stepped on and empty plastic bag in a puddle of water!
Mel: What did that feel like ?
Adam: Very gooshey !

by Sleepless_in_Surry August 18, 2013

Groosy

Groosy is the nickname for a wee man who loves kids, who keeps his sack full for special occasions and likes playing fifa for a chance to shag other guys burds

If a guy turns around and says it’s on the clock their old enough for the cock he’s definitely a Groosy

by Anonynomys February 11, 2018

Van-Groeshner Effect

When you're having sex with an ample-boobled girl, it's possible to time your thrusts so that her jubbs move in perpetual opposing circular movements.

Next time you're giving your girl a bit of playtime, it might be worth mentioning this to her when you see this happening.

"Honey, look! We made the Van-Groeshner Effect happen! Wow!"

by cosmictoothfairy March 11, 2010

Groose

A word used to describe a hero, or a man who is loose.

"My Groose is Loose"

by GrooseIsBoss February 26, 2015

goosh

The undesired oozing of any substance, such as jelly in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

This peanut butter and jelly sandwich just gooshed all over me!

by Adam Michael Barczak July 13, 2006

Gooosh

Similar to "Goosh" in pronunciation, but with a prolonged "ooo" (with slight hint of an "eu" sound to it), preferably in a lower, monotone voice; also more specific in definition.
Translated directly from its origins, its means "fucking sweet" when pronounced in its most common upbeat tone.
This word is not to be confused with other similar sounding "multiple definition" words, as only the few, predefined definitions of this word stand in formal conversation.

1. Fucking Sweet - As afore mentioned, when spoken in an upbeat, positive manner, this is the agreed definition

2. Fucking Sweet - As afore mentioned, when spoken in an upbeat, positive manner, this is the agreed definition

3. Fucking Sweet - As afore mentioned, when spoken in an upbeat, positive manner, this is the agreed definition

These three definitions of the word Gooosh, are the only standing definitions of the word that have been translated.
Other variations have been theorised by amateur scholars, but these alternations, are vastly incorrect

Upon the correct completion of a task, one might say "Gooosh!"
An impressive action may be complemented by a "Gooosh" from either the acting person in question, or perhaps the recipient of said action.
Alternatively:
Girl; Hot; Walks By; Tight Jeans... Gooosh!!!

by Funk Master Slam September 16, 2008