groobler

A mythic being that groobles the drivers of Santa Rosa Rd. Stay safe out there.

Went on Santa Rosa at 2am last night and the groobler flipped my car and stole the catalytic converter.

by Agent Dale Cooper June 22, 2022

Cougar-groom

Cougar-groom - The act of a young man that act's naive to an older women so she assumes he is sweet an innocent to trick her in to bed

Cougar-groom - A man say's to an older woman "I don't really understand woman and I'm a virgin", older woman says "you poor love, you are so sweet an innocent". Young man rubs his hands together as he knows he is in for some action!

by Mmatti0 June 4, 2011

groom

A word which used to refer to the male getting married at a wedding or, as a verb, meant to look ater your appearance. However it has recently been hijacked by the press and now refers to the action in which a paedophile pursues an individual child via the internet.

"I hear that record producer king guy has been grooming kids over the internet since his release"

by Jizzmopper October 2, 2005

Goor

A variation of the word goo. Many people who play "World of Goo" substitute every use of the word goo with goor.

NO GOOR LEFT BEHIND.

by Piercey13 January 9, 2011

Groofer

Aka “Ibiza groover”. Someone in Ibiza who is grooving

Example : wow... she is some groofer !

Wow... she is some groofer !

by Groofer March 10, 2021

grood

A mixture of both "great" and "good" used by the Cheerleader in Teen Girl Squad (issue/tissue#4). Seemingly originated from a spelling mistake by Strong Bad.

"Grood! I mean... good. And great. Great and good."

by Me. Who else?! September 17, 2003

groom the dog

a term used to describe when a male spruces up his overall crotch area.

Even when Marvin wore shorts it was quite obvious he didn't groom the dog.
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Tina was quite pleased with Timmy's dog grooming. "There is nothing like a man who rocks the Vicious V and grooms his dog so well."
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by _Derek_ October 18, 2007