groomsbride

A whore

Person 1:What a beautiful wedding
Person 2: yes but what a shame, the poor groomsbride is a whore

by Kyoudon February 4, 2014

Eskimo Groom

The Eskimo groom is the last person to have sexual relations with the bride prior to her dating her soon to be husband.

My buddy is the Eskimo groom of a girl we knew in college. She got her life together soon after and met her future husband.

by MERKS June 27, 2014

Gromfruit

When you’re late to everything

Jesus I can’t take it anymore, Gromfruit again! He costs me so much time!

by baller42652+02 June 12, 2023

Cougar-groom

Cougar-groom - The act of a young man that act's naive to an older women so she assumes he is sweet an innocent to trick her in to bed

Cougar-groom - A man say's to an older woman "I don't really understand woman and I'm a virgin", older woman says "you poor love, you are so sweet an innocent". Young man rubs his hands together as he knows he is in for some action!

by Mmatti0 June 4, 2011

ok groomer

A term used when Onision is on his bs again

Onision: *posts anything on twitter*
The entire internet: “ok groomer”

by donttouchme December 7, 2019

groom

A word which used to refer to the male getting married at a wedding or, as a verb, meant to look ater your appearance. However it has recently been hijacked by the press and now refers to the action in which a paedophile pursues an individual child via the internet.

"I hear that record producer king guy has been grooming kids over the internet since his release"

by Jizzmopper October 2, 2005

Grundle Grooming

The act of cleaning the hair between the butthole and ballsack by running it through ones teeth repeatedly.

Hell yeah I could use a grundle grooming baby, it was chili night at the diner.

by Ranchgirls November 24, 2020