Gooching

When a male on male penis docking goes wrong and both penis end up pointing upwards with the end result of their gooch's touching

Father and son at the beach
"Hey dad why are thoes two males standing so close in the water"
"They are probably just gooching"

by urban worrior hero April 4, 2014

Goochin' it

To smuggle contraband by taping items onto your gooch.

Me: how are you getting that molly into the show tonight
Friend: I am Goochin' it.

by The Trutru November 21, 2018

grouching season

Grouching season is when you are constantly grumpy and any little thing will annoy you, you may want to fight people

Jack-“it’s grouching season bro”
Ethan-“yeh same”
Jack-“that kids looking at my funny”
Ethan-“let’s dip him down”

by DOE GANG July 4, 2019

Gooching

Gooching is the acting of having sexual intercourse with someones sister out of spite , revenge or malice

"Did you hear Tony was gooching , Dave ! "

by PapiUzbleck January 25, 2020

Gooching

The act of putting illicit items (usually drugs) in your underwear and on your gooch in an effort to hide them. This is used because when pat down's are conducted the searcher is not allowed to frisk the genital area.

If you ever get caught smoking weed, gooching the weed will prevent them from finding it.

by whamola99 March 1, 2020

Goochin'

To fart with your buddies in sequential order to create a harmonic melody

We goochin' tonight?

by pizza21121213 June 15, 2022

groochi

Great-Gucci, Groochi. The expression Gucci, but greater.

Wanna eat lunch at Burger-king?

That sounds Groochi!

by Groocher December 21, 2022