Gronkus

An idiot that doesn't know shit about anything relevant; and is usually trying to look hard and be a mad cunt!

G.I. - "oi that gronkus is tryna ring me again wtf"

JOE - "yeah mate this guys got no bloody clue!! what a gronkus hahaha!!!!"

by Duhncan Corleone July 22, 2014

Gronchy

extremely disgusting, hoe-ish, a dirty-bitch, &grimey.

"ew ;that hoe's gronchy."

by Justine.<3. October 28, 2007

Gronkaz

Gronkaz is an Australian slang term which is used for when sighting a group of lowlife scum, mainly people who wear airpods or Nike air Max shoes and shout SQUAAAAD and bae.

Group of gronkaz: SQUAAAAD.
Andrew: geez look at dickheads over there with their airpods and air maxes.
Josh: fuckin bunch of gronkaz

by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019

Gronkula

Like Dracula, but it's Gronkula.

You're so gronkula, Tammy!

by Pop Up Productions April 23, 2022

Gronkitis

Gronkitis is a chronic illness suffered by athletes. An athlete that has Gronkitis is very injury prone and will probably sit out a lot of games as a result of those injuries. This disease is named for none other than the New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski, who suffers from this condition. Gronkitis is a fusion of Gronkowski and Bronchitis.

Example 1)

Dude 1-Derrick Rose has only been in the league for 5 years and I swear he's made at least 17 comebacks from injuries.

Dude 2-Yeah he too suffers from Gronkitis.
Example 2)

by In.The.AM October 23, 2013

gronk

idiot,dero
,fool,goof,
gumby,goober
looser,retard-(also tard),moron
dickhead

"aw shit i knocked over the bong", "you fuking gronk!"

by xrsize May 15, 2008

Gronking

Violently spiking an object (most common is a football) to the ground in celebration.

Gronking a department store mannequin leg.

by NUChickens December 17, 2011