Game-Grumping

Playing an incredibly popular video game, often for hundreds of hours, and learning nothing whatsoever.

This can either dramatically lower your enjoyment, or raise it far higher than it should be.

"I just played Blank for the past week! It was so much fun!"
"Nice! What did you think of Story?"
"What? Oh I don't give a shit. I was just Game-Grumping."

by vertgeburger March 14, 2022

grimping

grimp: one who pimp's one's grandparent,

or grimpin': the act of going out pimping with one's grandparent

the most I ever learned about life was when I went out grimping with my grandpa...

by dillantante May 6, 2006

Groping

groping; sex talking a person; bothering somebody by sexual gestures and body language but usually accompanied by sex talk

; a crime

You are here ordered to 20 years in state prison for your "groping" another person while at home. Another 100 years for violation of privacy fucken coward loser.

by pedaphile July 20, 2019

Gropping

Gropping is the physical act of feeling a person up.

I was dancen all night gropping the shit out of them girls.

by MidwestHigh February 1, 2009

Gomping

Verb: To kick excessive ass in video games, or life in general.
Noun: Playing CoD or Halo

Dude I'm totally gomping the shit out of you!!

by TheOriginalCaptainanAndRyan April 26, 2011

parasitic groping pretzel tree

: an exceptionally advanced cuddling position involving two persons and a spectator. The first person involved, lying on their back, must have one leg between the other person’s legs, wrapping their remaining leg--the far outside leg--around the three already intertwined. The second participant tightly wraps their torso on top of first person’s side, while snuggling their head into the décolletage or chest area. The first person’s arms are generally stretched around the second person’s waist and back, firmly supporting their contorted position and clutching them as closely as possible; and, the second person’s arms are up-stretched and wound around the chest and neck area of the first person. Ideally, the second person in this position should have minimal contact with the bed—a hip at most. This position is generally most effective in the dark where the role of the spectator is to remain to the side, burning with curiosity.

B: What's going on over there?

C: We're having a parasitic groping pretzel tree.

A: *muffled chuckling*

by C0S0f0N0 November 23, 2010

groyping

The act of entering a discussion to ask inappropriate, off-topic questions involving far-right talking points like The Great Replacement or the JQ. The goal is to derail the discussion and use the platform to spread white nationalist propaganda to mainstream audiences, as well as to create chaos and troll the participants.

Some guys were groyping in the chat of last night’s livestream.

by CarterTheFarter September 4, 2023