Groot

cute ass motherfucker that saved the guardians of the galaxy that one time and then turned into a cuter motherfucker after he died and danced to “i want you back” by the jackson 5

i am groot

by harambewasalie August 11, 2016

grolton and hovris

fictional plastecine-based tv show inspired by wallace and gromit set in the universe of the dont hug me im scared television show.
mainly shown as a comedic interlude in the show.

*yellow guy watching grolton and hovris*
yellow guy: hey... hey hey... grolton is the dog

by realtackshooter August 2, 2023

grifter

I can't believe the most common definition has been left out.

A grifter is someone who swindles you through deception or fraud.

Synonyms include fraudster, con artist, cheater, confidence man, scammer, hustler, swindler, etc.

1) That grifter swindled me out of £250,000!

2) "The first rule of grifting is, you can't cheat an honest man."

-Quote from the BBC show "Hustle."

by Raging Dragon July 27, 2008

groffgasm

To have an orgasm brought on by Jonathan Groff.

While watching Spring Awakening, I had a groffgasm

by L-Swizzle November 2, 2010

GröFaZ

Nick amusingly given to Adolf Hitler by certain of his commanders out of earshot.

Taken, with every degree of irony, from 'Größter Feldherr aller Zeiten' - Greatest War Leader of All Time.

In demanding the reduction of the Kursk salient without providing for a reserve while we were still reeling from Kharkov, GröFaZ totally fucked us over. - Manstein: Lost Victories

by Lord Grimcock January 14, 2008

Soft-Grifting

Softening your real views, on social media, in order to pander to a broader audience for money making purposes.

Jimmy D does “soft-grifting” on his podcast. He peddles a few of his milder progressive views, but he mostly takes hard right political stances because that is where the audience and the money is.

by Adam8909x June 18, 2022

grifty

Shady, of suspicious character, untrustworthy

The guy who owns that shop is really grifty. I think his business is a front for illegal activity.

by T.M. Mann August 18, 2007