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groat

Acronym for Greatest Reject Of All Time. It is used to designate the player who was rejected by all the clubs that he was offered to. In football, Cristiano Ronaldo is called by this word.
Ronaldo is the GROAT in football
by FabRomano July 14, 2022
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Groat

The act of putting your dick in someone’s ass while they have to shit and then having them give you a blowjob. Bonus points for sprinkling the dick with crushed up peanuts.
I had to take a really big shit last night so I let Roger stick his dick in my ass first so we could groat.
by duckydude August 20, 2022
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Groating

The act of wining and dinning a goat to the point of completion and expelling large amounts of semen at a speed and velocity that compares to a freight train.
Boy 1: "Hey man where have you been, I haven't seen you around lately?"
Boy 2: "Oh hey sorry! Farmer Brown has had it out for me since he caught me Groating his prize winning doe behind the barn last weekend"
by Ironpanion May 5, 2022
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GROAT

what the fuck are you saying, you groat

that guy kanye west, he's the groat!
by jayjeyjai October 2, 2022
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groat

groat means greatest retard of all time
Arsh is the fricking groat
by EnderTheIdiot March 24, 2021
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GROAT

You: Who is the GROAT?
Me: That's an easy one to answer. It's Kyle Lowry.
by flipntacos July 24, 2021
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Groated

Man I got pocket aces in poker, my hand is groated.
by Zaxazy July 30, 2021
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