The act of putting your dick in someone’s ass while they have to shit and then having them give you a blowjob. Bonus points for sprinkling the dick with crushed up peanuts.
I had to take a really big shit last night so I let Roger stick his dick in my ass first so we could groat.
by duckydude August 20, 2022
Used as an adjective for anything which requires an undesirable amount of effort or something generally off-putting.
Person A: omg you look groats today
Person B: I know I'm so hungover and my commute this morning took 2 hours, it was groats
Person B: I know I'm so hungover and my commute this morning took 2 hours, it was groats
by mntain July 26, 2018
by Zaxazy July 30, 2021
by Razzaninja August 11, 2010
by groatsergue2floodowl May 06, 2024
The act of wining and dinning a goat to the point of completion and expelling large amounts of semen at a speed and velocity that compares to a freight train.
Boy 1: "Hey man where have you been, I haven't seen you around lately?"
Boy 2: "Oh hey sorry! Farmer Brown has had it out for me since he caught me Groating his prize winning doe behind the barn last weekend"
Boy 2: "Oh hey sorry! Farmer Brown has had it out for me since he caught me Groating his prize winning doe behind the barn last weekend"
by Ironpanion May 06, 2022
The translation of “Rødgrød”
by Qorptocx November 01, 2018