Groat

The act of putting your dick in someone’s ass while they have to shit and then having them give you a blowjob. Bonus points for sprinkling the dick with crushed up peanuts.

I had to take a really big shit last night so I let Roger stick his dick in my ass first so we could groat.

by duckydude August 20, 2022

Groat (v.)

To make innapropriate sexual contact with a minor against their will, in and/or around their genitalia.

Groat (v.)

1. Now timmy, show me where he groated you.

2. He told us he had to introduce himself to everyone in the neighborhood upon moving there because he just came out of prison for groating an infant.

by partyboy1775 May 25, 2011

Groated

To aggravate a group or single entity into focusing their attacks on you

That guys groated leave him alone

by groatsergue2floodowl May 6, 2024

Groats

Used as an adjective for anything which requires an undesirable amount of effort or something generally off-putting.

Person A: omg you look groats today
Person B: I know I'm so hungover and my commute this morning took 2 hours, it was groats

by mntain July 26, 2018

GROAT

The greatest Raptor of all time (aka Kyle Lowry)

You: Who is the GROAT?
Me: That's an easy one to answer. It's Kyle Lowry.

by flipntacos July 24, 2021

groates

When a person is liked a lot by others.

'Groates? Yeah he's well alright!'

by lover_of_science November 27, 2013

Red groats

The translation of “Rødgrød”

English: Red groats and cream.
Danish: Rødgrød met fløde

by Qorptocx November 1, 2018