Guttered

(guh-turd) A mixture between being Haggard, in the gutter and almost always being intoxicated from some substance no matter what time of day; usually the funny guy at the party who always takes something just a little bit too far.

Look at Perry over there, he's pretty shitfaced.
(2 hours later)
Oh, fuck! Who shit in the microwave and put it on defrost? Perry?! Was it you? Man, you're guttered bro!

by Jaclay February 25, 2010

Glittened Eagles

Championship YWCA League All Women's ball team formed in January of 2011. Glittened Eagles, the name itself, is named after the famous Minneapolis Bar "The Eagle" and the word Glittened comes from Glittered, however the penmanship was poor so the interpreter of the name misspelled the r for an n. This team is complied of the brightest and sexiest group of soccer players and professional runners in the midwest.

The Glittened Eagles basketball has been dominating the basketball ring this year.

by Foxxxxxy10101 January 27, 2011

Guttered

Past tense of someone being gutter stomped.

Did you hear how Matt died? He had his face guttered in.

by BrokeXCampbell November 2, 2018

goitered

adj. something that is said or done that is so repulsive, it can only be conceivably accomplished by someone with a goiter

"I hear Thomas didn't care what the dog was doin'. What a goitered take.

by scoobydingle July 5, 2021

Gattered

Drunk to the point where one is unable to walk and where they think that they can, in fact, see through time

'Toms proper gattered, look at him, hes all over the shop'

by JDEH May 9, 2007

Frittered

Verb. The state of which an individual is extremely high on some form of mind altering substance but not outwardly displaying any sign of being completely burnt to others... until that individual attempts to make conversation or takes a stab at small talk...this attempt is not recieved well by others . At this point, people can make the correct judgement of that persons is throwed the f#ck off!! He seemed like he had his sh#t together until he openned his mouth and floods the room with ignorant and ill timed bits of nonsense that seemed to have no end. Thus he is frittered.

I couldnt tell lowell was frittered until he wouldnt shut the hell up talking all that irrelevant dumb sh#t.

by Fanny Fatter from Frittersvill April 25, 2019

gritter

White trash kids. Usually dirty and running through Wal-Mart unattended.

"You're little gritter, Dakota, bit my dog."

by Coop May 16, 2003