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face-grinding

Grinding on someone's face.
face-grinding: It's Eating Pussy!!
by sitting on your face December 25, 2015
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Grinding virginity

The state of being which someone possesses when they've never grinded before

Can be used for girls or guys

Most people lose it in their later teens, but this can vary

Everyone remembers the night that they lost it, usually as one of the best nights of their life
Guy: Dude I've never been to a club before how do I...

Guy 2: Go grab a chick and see for yourself

Guy: Ah there goes my grinding virginity
by Wakatapillows2 April 19, 2010
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Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome

A condition manifest in certain adult males, identified by the following symptoms:

1. A penis worn down to the size of an acorn or smaller, from continuous self-massage.

2. The delusion that the size of said penis is far above average, and possessed only by highly motivated, hard working, intelligent individuals that thrive in a dynamic and creative work setting.
Travis and Michael, both suffering from Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome, did not realize that being characterized as "the biggest dicks on the block" was not a compliment.
by Third-Degree Crispy August 22, 2010
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Grinding

Grinding is the most popular form of dancing with somebody of the opposite sex. It is when a guy gets behind a girl and the girl rubs her ass all over the guys front. It can be very intimate but can also get pretty crazy on faster paced songs.
Guy 1: Dude, I got so much ass tonight!
Guy 2: Grinding is the best thing ever!
Guy 1: Good thing we were wearing compression shorts or they would've definitely felt our dicks.
Guy 2: Hell yeah, I was hard as a rock!
by mbo23js November 3, 2013
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Grandiose

1.affectedly grand or important; pompous
2.more complicated or elaborate than necessary; overblown
3.grand in an imposing or impressive way.
4.Having an exaggerated belief in one's importance, sometimes reaching delusional proportions, and occurring as a common symptom of mental illnesses, as manic disorder.
1. A grandiose scheme

2. He had a very grandiose and narcissistic personality.
by ayosonyo September 3, 2009
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grindcore

An extremely chaotic style of music which combines many genres, notable hardcore and metal. The bands may consist of a typical four piece unit (vocalist, guitarist, bassist, drummer), although some include keyboards and samples. The vocals are almost always screaming, and singing is very uncommon, if used at all. The time signatures, tempos, and key signatures used are often very random, and many bands in the genre are known for purposefully not keeping time. The guitar and bass are often very distorted and downtuned. All instruments usually have very random parts which usually do not use any rules of musical theory. The lyrics and song titles are also very random and usually do not make sense. A very popular way to identify these bands is by their song lengths, as they are usually approximately 1 min or less.
Anal Cunt, The Locust, Napalm Death, Fuck the Facts, Pig Destroyer, Swarrrm.
by MatthewK September 2, 2005
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grinding pork

by steven JH. October 21, 2003
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