Tethered Grimble

n. The small clump of poop mixed with toilet paper that clings to an ass-hair. Very similar to a dingleberry

If you use inferior toilet paper and no water when wiping, you will end up with tethered grimbles...

by Labattomy May 29, 2012

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Carlsbad Grimple

A sexual act involving injecting of heroin into the tip of a man's penis before being sexually serviced by thai prostitutes. The term was introduced by Samantha Bee on Comedy Central's daily show in her analysis of CIA chief Goss' departure from the CIA amid questions surrounding prostitutes and poker parties at the Watergate hotel.

Goss received a carlsbad grimple while attending a hooker party at the Watergate hotel in 2005

by Christian Buss August 30, 2008

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grimble berries

expression of a situation that is bad
usually used as its own sentence

Jon, "man my mom just died"
Tom, "Grimble Berries"

by Patrick Ward January 30, 2005

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Ass Grizzle

1. The crusty feces that is left on the anus hole after a sloppy dump with out wiping. Hence the "grizzle".

That boy took a wet shit, didn't wipe. and hasnt taken a shower in a while. He has mad ass grizzle!

by Yeast Infection March 29, 2005

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Carlsbad Grimble

Injecting illicit drugs (usually opiates) into the tip of the Penis. Generally for the purpose of enhancing sexual pleasure.

Popularized on The Daily Show by Senior Human Sexuality Correspondent Samantha Bee.

Rush Limbaugh had to have his penis amputated due to his overuse of the Carlsbad Grimble. His tallywacker had become necrotic.

by ChipSlap May 18, 2006