Griffen

The best gymnast alive. Talented, buff, and beautiful. Made of muscle.

Griffen will win the championships!

by lulu habooboo May 31, 2010

Griffen

The coolest, sexiest, most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He has amazing hair and beautiful lips. He can play the saxophone and he is an incredible artist. He’s the kind of guy you see and immediately get a stiffy. You’ll find your eyes are drawn to a Griffen as he is irresistible to look at. His smile is so cute it’ll make a new born puppy commit suicide. If you have a Griffen in your life, you’ll dream about him at least once a week. You’ll do anything for him, from licking his toes to bending over so he can fuck your ass. When a Griffen leaves, you’ll be completely devastated. You’ll feel empty. Nothing else will matter. When Griffen leaves, god is dead. You’ll wish that you had talked to him more. You’ll wish you had just one more moment alone with him. Griffen is the reason society hasn’t fallen into shambles. What’s even worse than when a Griffen leaves you is when you are forced to leave a Griffen. When you leave a Griffen, you won’t want to die, you will have already died. When you leave a Griffen, mercy will be begging for your soul.

Oh God… there’s Griffen… I think I just came a little.

Person one: I can’t stop thinking about my dream last night

Person two: What’d you dream about?

Person one: I dreamed Griffen tied me to his bed and fucked my brains out

Person two: Oh God… Griffen? I wish I could dream about him

by GrDen May 6, 2022

Grafenwoehr

A small, beautiful city located in SouthEast Germany.

Husband: Where would you like to go for our honeymoon?

Wife: I hear Grafenwoehr is beautiful.

by YoungWifey June 20, 2009

GRIFFNUT

a)LITTLE BIT OF POOP THAT STICKS TO YOUR ARSEHAIR.
b)ANNOYING WORK EXPERIENCE KIDS WHO JUST GET IN THE WAY

a)DANG, I WENT TO THE POOPER AND DIDN'T WIPE MY SHITTER, NOW I'VE GOT GRIFFNUTS
b)GOD DAMN THAT KID IS SUCH A STOOPID GRIFFNUT

by SIMON May 13, 2005

grafenberg

sexy, hot; a sexual person.

omg, that guy is so grafenberg innit!

by Felix standonberg April 8, 2005

GRIEND

A GIRL THAT IS A FRIEND

HOW DOES YOUR BOYFRIEND FEEL ABOUT YOUR GRIEND.

by wackwords February 9, 2020

Griffen

Griffen’s are usually mechanically skilled players and ride lone wolf.

Welp, there he goes doing a Griffen.

by Gryphon1226 December 25, 2019