When you're fucking a girl, and all of your buddies are in the closet with hockey uniforms and hockey sticks, and when you climax, they all come out and beat the shit out of the chick.
by ian April 25, 2004
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A man and woman are engaging in intercourse. At the opportune moment, the man screams, "Gretzky!" In response to their cue, several of the man's friends (who have been hiding in the closet) emerge, wearing hockey jerseys (preferably Gretzky jerseys), and wielding hockey sticks, which they proceed to swat the woman with.
A man and woman are engaging in intercourse. At the opportune moment, the man screams, "Gretzky!" In response to their cue, several of the man's friends (who have been hiding in the closet) emerge, wearing hockey jerseys (preferably Gretzky jerseys), and wielding hockey sticks, which they proceed to swat the woman with.
"My friend tried to pull a Gretzky the other day, but the girl found out beforehand and threatened to call the police."
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A girl that can objectively be said to have a 9 face and a 9 body (scale rating from 0 to 10 with 10 being perfect).
Wayne Gretzky wore the number 99 in the NHL and is undoubtedly the best player of all time. The system expands as a quick way to rate a "player" and spread the word quickly and discreetly among hockey fans simply by naming players. Sidney Crosby = 87 : Mario Lemieux = 66 : Ray Bourque = 77 : Mikhail Grabovsky = 84 and so on...
Wayne Gretzky wore the number 99 in the NHL and is undoubtedly the best player of all time. The system expands as a quick way to rate a "player" and spread the word quickly and discreetly among hockey fans simply by naming players. Sidney Crosby = 87 : Mario Lemieux = 66 : Ray Bourque = 77 : Mikhail Grabovsky = 84 and so on...
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A must, have a buddy who plays hockey (THIS IS A MUST of authenticity purposes)
1) Your hockey playing buddy hides in the closet
2) You bang your girl on your bed, fucking hardcore style motherfucker!!!
3) Then your hockey playing buddy rushes out of the closet and proceedes to pumble the ever-living SHIT out of her
4) LOL cuz that shit is funny HAHAHAHAHA
A must, have a buddy who plays hockey (THIS IS A MUST of authenticity purposes)
1) Your hockey playing buddy hides in the closet
2) You bang your girl on your bed, fucking hardcore style motherfucker!!!
3) Then your hockey playing buddy rushes out of the closet and proceedes to pumble the ever-living SHIT out of her
4) LOL cuz that shit is funny HAHAHAHAHA
Yo Bro, I did The Wayne Gretzky on my girl last night and ooy boy let me tell you was she ever mad. LOL
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