grunken

when someone gives you a blow job while you take a shit.

im going to the restroom, will u give me a grunken?

by bizzou September 12, 2005

Gronked

By taking drugs to an extent you are unsure as to what is going on.

Taking an amount of drugs that inhibits proper thought.

"I am so gronked right now, I don't know what I'm talking about"

by TrippySteak June 23, 2021

Grengel

Grengel A Medieval Swordsmen Who Would Spend His Days Bedding Men Instead Of Fighting For His Kingdom

Sir Edward Was Death Sentenced For Being A Grengel As Of 100 Other Men In Wessex

by Dee yadish nuts September 8, 2022

Grendel

Known as the bigass monster that eats guys for the hell of it from the English epic, Beowulf. Something referred to as Grendel has to be big, dangerous, and dominant. It can be a hungry fat guy, a relative of Jabba the Hutt, Britney Spears-Pregnant Style, or even the moustache on Wilford Brimley. Whatever it is, it's disturbing to the general public.

1.) Hey little Billy, you better stop hangin' around with that Grendel, you might suddenly be absorbed.
2.) Dude, that guys got Grendel on his face!
3.) It's Grendel: Live on Broadway, starring the pregnant Britney Spears as that...thing.

by knowledgeman October 5, 2006

grendel

A large roommate who enjoys sleeping on the floor, eating chocolate and killing innocent passers-by. Can be found in dark spaces lurking for you to get home.

Oh shit! Grendel's hungry!

by C-zizzle February 18, 2008

rebecca grenfel

1.A rather dimwitted creature, hairy in appearance, rather disgusting weight problem, an annoying slut who is a bane on humanity.
2. wookie/fatslut.
3. fictional character, made famous for the battle of endor.

"fuck up grenfell, you fat slut"
"who's patrick you silly fat slut"
"i hope you die rebecca, you doughy bitch"

by Tony Smith December 17, 2004

Grendel

An antagonist from the epic poem Beowulf, recently rendered in movie-form as a somehow sympathetic foil character resembling, as quoted on IMDB by some guy; "A decomposing, half-reptilian Joseph Merrick on crack". He has awful neighbours, a bad case of swimmer's ear, speaks in bastardized Old English, and suffers a fatal dismembering by some naked drunken man nobody was paying attention to. Easily the only thought-provoking character in that entire film, if you weren't busy being hypnotized by Angelina's nippleless mind destroyers.

"Guess Grendel doesn't care for miss Menzel's singing, poor ol' cad."

by Some undead guy December 28, 2007