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Greaf

():Bruh. I dont know who Greaf is.
- Greaf is the Magic is in the Mystery
by Wormwoods May 6, 2020
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Greit

The superlative form of greatest (i.e. great, greater, greatest, greit). Generally used amongst friends to approve of each other or something someone has done, as one could also use words like 'awesome' or 'cool'. Often interpreted as a simple misspelling, it is not rarely used in a giggly or ironic context.
The word originated on Shiven, a popular server for the game Enemy Territory.
1. Boy #1: I can spin my right arm in clockwise circles, and my right leg in counter-clockwise circles at the same time! Try it out!
Boy #2: Holy buttsex! You're so greit!

2. Teacher: "Little Jimmy, finish this sequence: great, greater ..?
Little Jimmy: greatest, greit.
Teacher: Good job Jimmy, I think it's safe to say you are quite greit yourself!
by sH|Oblivion* August 27, 2010
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Grief Tourist

A person that visits or initiates Facebook memorial groups or pages to leave messages of grievance despite never knowing the deceased, their family or friends.
Dave: Why are you here leaving R.I.P. messages, you never even knew the deceased. You're just a Grief Tourist.
by Bar Gain Live March 21, 2010
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grief stew

Noun. Illinoisan origin.

Refers to the state of bereavement in which all of the stages of grief (denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance) are experienced simultaneously, in rapid succession, backwards, or in any sort of strange order or frequency.

Often expressed by dramatic teenagers or pregnant women whose dangerous hormonal spikes lend themselves to such an unfortunate occurrence. Can sometimes help and sometimes hurt the grieving process.
Teen: "I can't believe he just broke up with me!! What an enormous douchebag! Couldn't we have worked things out?! Why can't I stop crying!?! GAWD, I'm so over this. Janet, we need to go shopping. I'm so done with this grief stew."
by geemandy28 July 12, 2009
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Grief Leech

(n) A person who likes to be around sad people so that they can feel needed and important. Often, these people will also internalize others' sadness so that they, in turn, can be comforted. They may seem like fragile, weak little birds but a true Leech is just an attention whore who likes the condolences and hugs they get from being sad and fragile.

Grief Leeches are most easily identified by their constantly talking about various friends that they're always "so worried" about. Note that you are always hearing about how she is helping them from the Leech herself and not from her supposed friends.
Person 1 - "God, when Nick and I broke up, Rose came over to 'comfort me' and I ended up having to comfort her! She wouldn't stop crying about my loss. And then, I had to spend the next week hearing everyone else tell me what a great friend she was because, of course, she had told them all about how she was 'so tired' because she had come over to help me in my time of need. What is that!?"

Person 2 - "OMG, Rose is such a Grief Leech!"
by Tamberlynn December 3, 2009
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Trumpet grief

When mr grief steals your trumpet
“Dude used to be spanner grief but now the kunt has stolen my trumpet, he’s now known as fucking trumpet grief. Absolute fucking wank stain
by Iwannariot March 14, 2019
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Good Fucking Grief

A phrase that you say when something goes wrong
Good fucking grief I stubbed my toe again
by anonymous November 22, 2020
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