grease the friends

This saying refers to quietly paying off those who help you do something.

If you get elected, Joe, we know you will grease the friends!

by I, Wreckerrr May 3, 2021

cunt grease

(n.) A really thick mixture, somewhere between cream cheese frosting (possibly French onion dip) and axle grease in consistency and brownish in color, produced in the nether regions of an unhygienic and/ or promiscuous woman's vagina. Frequently only discovered after intercourse and found to be coating your surely-now-diseased pecker. Reportedly this substance smells much like Bass Pro Shops' "Uncle Bucks" Catfish Bait.

I'll never forget that first night with Jennifer. It would have been romantic if I hadn't woken up to my face and penis slathered in her smelly cunt grease. It smelled like dead walrus and took two bottles of Axe bodywash to get the stuff off of me!

by Blenderhead1971 June 19, 2012

grease burger

The turd that is left behind in the toilet when someone forgets to flush the toilet after dropping a deuce. It is usually several minutes or hours before it is discovered and typically not pleasant to look at.

John: Did you hear about what happened to Leavitt?

Jason: No!

John: Teresa left him and took everything. All she left was a grease burger in the toilet!

OR

Trey: Hey! Whoever left this grease burger in the toilet needs to come flush it.

by baller207 July 21, 2009

Tingle Grease

Any form of sexual jelly aka lubricant that is designed to warm or stimulate the genitals upon application or during coitus.

Tina couldn't wait to get home from work and use her new vibrator that arrived in the mail. She planned to enhance the experience by slathering it up with some Tingle Grease.

by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2015

Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Bubble Bass' order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate/cringiest food to ever exist.

"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass

by UrbanDUser06 February 11, 2019

elbow grease

The idea that one is working hard or could be working hard by putting all their effort into the job at hand.

That nacho cheese pot was so burnt on I had to put some real elbow grease into cleaning it.

by Sha November 11, 2003

Greach

a combination of grab and reach

dude, that guy totally greached at me

by PandaVonPandahead February 2, 2008