Gravitities

When tiddies are so big that you aren't able to look at anything other than her tits cause it pulls your eyes down to them like a slow car crash.

John: yo you know sarah?
Johnnifer: yeah
John: I couldnt pull my eyes from her new tiddy implants
Johnnifer: damn she got the Gravitities

by McButterMilkBiscuit August 31, 2018

gravitational fart

to shit your pants

"sorry bro- just had a huge, unexpected gravitational fart... totally put atrial fibrillation in my rhythm..."

by coolbean_z August 16, 2023

Gravitional Lensing

Its a type of something only morons and people who want to join random anime facebbok groups will search. go, read about it in a book or something.

There are new dicoveries about Gravitional Lensing

by palesiak October 17, 2019

Gravitating Harder

Gravitating Harder - Falling/throwing downward

I ended up Gravitating harder down the last two steps and faceplanted

by Bearru November 20, 2020

Gravitating Faster

Gravitating faster - I tripped down the stairs,accidentally falling or dropping

I ended up gravitating faster down the last two steps and didn't faceplant

by Bearru November 20, 2020

Gravitic Density

Gravitic Density: The amplified weight of material reality during Earth's Perihelion. A state where solar proximity maximizes magnetic interference, suppressing high-frequency spiritual signals and locking consciousness into biological loops."

"I didn't fail my resolutions because I'm weak; I tried to plant new seeds in concrete. The Gravitic Density of January crushed them before they could sprout."

by "knowgood" December 27, 2025