Skip to main content

delayed gratification

withholding on available satisfaction, as to make the act more pleasurable when finally given in to due to one's appreciation of it's absence.
Not jacking off for a month. Then finally jacking off. Delayed Gratification.
by An Axe To Grind April 25, 2013
mugGet the delayed gratification mug.

Grateful Dead

A rock band from the time when rock was real and pure.
Hippies who encouraged drug use that, although they did not encourage hippie movement, obviously moved it down the right path.
Their name originates with a mid-southern European belief in the grateful dead-- Men whose spirits were ill-at-ease until someone buried them properly. The spirits often rewarded their helper with wishes, money, and worldly goods.
Rock on, Jerry!
by Merit May 16, 2004
mugGet the Grateful Dead mug.
Related Words

grahzny bratchny

"Shimmy shimmy yah shimmy yam shimmy yay" Oh gee, someone is listening to Ole' Grahzny Bratchny
by Slutmuffinnumberfour February 5, 2014
mugGet the grahzny bratchny mug.

Gràizer

(Pronounced graiy-zer)

A type of wet fart that leaves skid track marks on a bed sheet after a person ha farted. They are often left in hotel beds on the sheets. The cleaners leave it as a gift for the new residents from the previous ones.
Sue: ben im gonna sleep *opens sheets*..... Ewwww WTF is that shit....
Ben: looks fresh.... It must be a gràizer from the previous residents.
by Zimbardo March 12, 2013
mugGet the Gràizer mug.

gratata

is a term used to represent gunshots, before, during, and after a rap episode. Commonly used by fucking imbeciles.
by Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak April 26, 2014
mugGet the gratata mug.

Chocolate Cheese Grater

When a man takes a firm shit and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman's face. The man may then proceed to ejaculate on top as icing on the cake.
Man 1: Dude I totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night!

Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?

Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.
by kakmasta April 6, 2009
mugGet the Chocolate Cheese Grater mug.

pulling a grater

Being so unbelievably desperate that you are willing to hook up with a girl only minutes after she swallowed a friend's load.
"Hey did you see Pat over there making out with that girl after she'd been with Trav?"
"Yap. He's pulling a grater."
by bobcats2222 September 29, 2009
mugGet the pulling a grater mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email