Grandparent

Grandparents are like back-up parents.

"Hey there go my back-up parents!"
"Don't you mean grandparents?"
"They're my back-up parents!

by grandparent January 27, 2014

Gridular

A modular grid system that can be used in multiple locations for a variety of uses. Follows a pattern so that it can be coded easily and repurposed as needed.

Used in UI design to assist the back end developers.

I recently created a gridular setup for my e-commerce site, which will allow to create a similar site using the same layout in half the time.

by meemoolu February 25, 2010

Grandparent

A nickname for your sexual partner in sexual age play.

"Oh fuck, break my hip like the dumb grandparent I am son!!!"

by NyQuil_ December 22, 2020

grundula

The fresh space of hairy skin between your scrotum and your anus. Synonymous to grundle.

After the cross country trip, Joel's grundula felt wet and slimy.

by Beisner February 3, 2005

Grandslam

A term more commonly used in the UK, it is simultaneous defecation and vomiting, usually upon oneself. Normally occurs post heavy-drinking.

Did you see that bloke who just Grandslammed in the bathroom?

by Chewy L. May 26, 2006

grandparents

A lame excuse used as to not spend time with someone of the opposite sex.

"I cannot come over because my grandparents are over for dinner."

by Disgruntled bitch February 8, 2004

Granular Vaginitis

An Infantry term for sand in the pussy. Commonly used to describe a soldier who whines about being sick.

ORIGIN: I first heard this from a Command Sergeant Major at Camp Greaves Korea.

Captain addressing his troops: "Private Jones has an acute case of Granular Vaginitis and wont be deploying to the field."

by Currahee00 May 27, 2009