Gronald Strumpf

Gronald Strumpf is the president of the United States. He is easily characterized by his orange skin and ability to make half the country scream with one tweet.

With one tweet Gronald Strumpf can throw so much shit into the air, the media and left don't realize the other shit he's doing on the ground OR how orange he is!

by SlurpaDurpa August 9, 2020

granada

N. a brown rye chip found in a chex mix bag
V. the act of almost getting hit by a tennis ball when playing wall ball or tennis

Chili: "Don't be granada!"
Didi: "shut up!"

by Chili May 20, 2004

Granaldi

A "Granaldi" is to be given a gift with the intention of having that gift produce a gift from it.

Granaldi is the noun, to be Granaldi'd is the act /verb.

To buy your wife a sewing machine so she would hem your pants.

I got Granaldi'd, my friend gave me some wax paper candy wrappers so that I would make candy and wrap them for her.

by D-I-D October 19, 2011

granaloo

; a grandma to be proud of.. ginger curly hair n big appetite

" i love my granaloo and grumpy! oohh yes!"

by constar April 12, 2008

granadibet

Favourable bet with inherent potential of granadilla

The punter was all smiles after gathering the dividends from that granadibet.

by Hercolena Oliver August 23, 2009

granadilla

A purple-skinned, passionate, witty and very tasty fruit, full of squishy orange and black pips

Granadillas are essential in great fruit salads.

by Michdevilish August 29, 2018

Granaled

Verb: A non optional anal experience, in which no attention is paid to the front bum.

Did you guys hear about Ryan last night? He totally Granaled that girl!

by Butt trucker 4000 July 8, 2019