penis gravity

An irresistible force that draws women to your penis, or toward any penis, vibrator, or other shaft like object.

Man, my penis gravity was intense last night. All the bitches at the bar were trying to fuck me.

by username90210 September 13, 2011

Gravity Cat

When it is not amused with your actions, it floats in the air and shoots nerve gas out of its ass while continuously spinning around, killing everyone that happens to be in the same room. Yes, you read that correctly. Do not piss off Gravity Cat.

(shown on a movie screen)

Please silence your cell phones.

...................................NOW...................................

GRAVITY CAT NOT AMUSED

*floats high up in front of the screen and shoots nerve gas from its ass*

by visiblewind July 6, 2010

gravity storm

1. Randomly tripping over nothing or one's own feet
2. Randomly falling over due to inebriation. Term originally coined by musician Jimmy Buffet.

1. Josh was walking down the street when he fell to the ground due to a freak gravity storm.
2. Andy was so trashed that he was bound to experience a gravity storm at some point.

by Joe-shwa May 10, 2007

Gravity Ducking

The act of not doing work at all in a ICT Class

"Hey John lets start gravity ducking"
"Okay Timmy"

by John Brickmen March 11, 2013

gravity squeeze

When a person wants to have sex with you but you just want to squeeze the booty or breasts. Usually due to a hangover or personal preference

I had just woken up from a long night of drinking, so I just gave her the gravity squeeze.

by dukenorton April 14, 2016

High Gravity

Beer or malt liquor which has a high alcohol volume is said to be "High Gravity" .

Examples are Steel Reserve and St. Ide's.

I'm running up to Rite-Aid to grab a 40 of High Gravity.

by 211 March 17, 2004

gravity attack

Halarious game. In a public place one person shouts 'gravity attack' and everyone in that place immeatiatly falls to the ground and screams. Good for school and work places to have some fun! Simple but funny.

Guy 1: *shouting* GRAVITY ATTACK !!

*everyone falls to the ground and screams*

by FunnyGuy!!!!!!!! September 12, 2009