Gooned

Placing the map over the island fools lagoon form Sea Of Thieves as to call a person a "Gooner" as a practical joke or slur

I'm not checking the map table your just going to goon me!" Aha! Get GOONED!

by Emr🗿 February 7, 2021

Wayne Gooned

To be unable to stand, walk, or speak, making one forget last nights party from the influence of alcohol.

She was so wayne gooned she cannot remeber making out with the other female

by Wayne Gooned August 25, 2010

gooned

to be so incredibly stoned that you look chinese, (unless you are already chinese, then you'd look like a mole)

wait- what was i just talking about? god, i'm gooned.

by Ria (look at the definition of me) December 28, 2005

gorned

Taken advantage of in a painful way.

He felt gorned by the car dealer, who installed a part he didn't need.

by Pengyou19 October 19, 2015

Gooned

The state of being a JeffWu (Goon)

Kid from Taiwan gets gooned.

by Goon the goon November 1, 2021

gwned

Extension of owned, pwned and fwned, designed to subvert apparently "cool" but actually meaningless internet slang.
Created randomly to confuse other messageboard users and see if it would catch on.

DAVE: "ZOMG, WTF? I just got gwned!!!1!!"
GLENDA: "Who talks like that?"
DAVE "STFU hor."
GLENDA: "I'm leaving you."

by steverogersisdead July 3, 2007

gooned out

High on Crystal Meth.

We hadn't slept in 2 days so we were pretty gooned out

by Jack Goff May 11, 2006