This is the state that you are in after consuming large amounts of alcohol or drugs ... You are neither bollocksed or arseholed but somewhere in the middle
by Inkiedinkiedo August 10, 2014
Get the Gouched mug.1. To passionately kiss the gouche-ular region.
2. A modern form of payment, roughly half the value of a blow jibber.
2. A modern form of payment, roughly half the value of a blow jibber.
1. I got this crazy tingly sensation when she gave me a gouche smooch.
2. So I rear ended this dude's car, and he comes out saying he won't call the insurance company if I give him a blow job. But after I pointed out the lack of damage to his bumper, we settled on a gouche smooch.
2. So I rear ended this dude's car, and he comes out saying he won't call the insurance company if I give him a blow job. But after I pointed out the lack of damage to his bumper, we settled on a gouche smooch.
by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016
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by Red Gouche March 8, 2011
Get the Raw meat Gouche mug.This only works on males. It's when a stick with a hooked or a curved end (eg. a hockey stick) is put between an un-suspecting victims legs, from behind and is pulled by hard. crushing there balls. Causing extreme pain when done properly.
Pronounced- GOUCHE-ER-RONIE
Pronounced- GOUCHE-ER-RONIE
by hamghetti... September 29, 2006
Get the goucheronie mug.To do excessive excercise, and then put your hands down your boxers to get them sweaty! then proceed to slap another human or animal. The sweatier the gouche hand is the better the outcome. Can also be used in a sexual manner.
by Meesh2001 October 18, 2007
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