Gouched

This is the state that you are in after consuming large amounts of alcohol or drugs ... You are neither bollocksed or arseholed but somewhere in the middle

I've consumed far too much if everything I'm suitable gouched

by Inkiedinkiedo August 10, 2014

Gouched

When you’re so high asf and your body becomes paralysed

Mate, I’m absolutely fucked. This weed was potent and I’m gouched

by High bitch November 26, 2019

gouch

Is the initial(wiped out)stage you experience immediately after administering a heroine injection.

He was totally gouched

by Relain September 28, 2005

gouche

the hairy space in between yer sack and yer poo hole

i need to clean my gouche

by dan August 8, 2003

gouche

The part of skin between a persons genitals and their anus.

Dude... you just kicked my gouche!

by sinistercow April 12, 2008

gouch

the piece of that connects your butt hole and your balls
(can b smell and sweaty occasionally)

1.James a boy who i know who everyone calls gouch.
2.O boy johnny my gouch is mighty sweaty after that games of ball.
3.My gouch is very hairy i love it sometimes i even get it braided.

by anonomusjake June 13, 2008

gouch

you stupid assholes its "gooch". its pronounced with a long o sound, not 'gowch'

johnny knoxville and crew named a golf cart "gooch" in jackass the movie

by bitches please March 28, 2004