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Gorman Uncertainty Theory

As H (homosexuality) and E (egotism) approach infinity, the Gorman hypothesis becomes easier to complete. The Gorman hypothesis is as follows:

A person cannot masturbate to completion if they are looking in a mirror thinking about themselves masturbating in a mirror thinking about... etc.
Toby tried to masturbate in the bus bathroom but could not finish in front of the mirror thus proving the Gorman Uncertainty Theory.
by F.M.A.M.G. March 4, 2010
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Bishop gorman lacrosse

A team with skill but cant seem to win in the end.
wow,Bishop Gorman Lacrosse has the lead at half but let the other team come back in the end and win yet again.
by Aiden Keith March 13, 2009
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Tayla Jade Gorman-Howell

an amazing girl, that any guy would kill to call theirs. She consists of beautiful Hazel eyes, a cute button nose, and the chubbiest cheeks ever.

she is a bit of a tease and loves getting complements. treat her with respect or get knocked the fuck out.

she is the type of girl that will absolutely blow you away at first glance, she will make guys believe in love at first sight. Her beauty is something out of this world, it is classed as a world phenomenon.

You will fall in love with her instantly, and you will fall hard, she is a every loving and caring person, and has a solid heart of gold, this beautiful girl went through hell and back and has the scars to prove it.

Tayla Jade Gorman-Howell, is absolutely exceptional,and any guy would die for her.
girl 1: "whos that girl over there?"

girl 2: "thats tayla jade gorman-howell, shes so amazing and pretty."

girl 1: "i wish i knew her better, she definateley stands out from the crowd, and looks absolutely stunning"

girl 2: " i think you should try, getting to know her could pay off, she is amazing and treats everyone with respect."
by Aluhbye February 24, 2013
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Gorman

Chloe Gorman is a girl who allways wears a pink shirt she will be a wired friend and sometimes you would rather kill her than speak another word to her
Chloe Gorman is so annoying I would feed her to wolves if I could
by Cool girly May 9, 2019
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Gorman

A person who is too afraid to get with a girl that he crushes on her best mate
He's a Gorman watch your mates
by Sgb April 21, 2018
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Gorman-left

Women in academia or similar fields of work that are incredibly left leaning, wear colourful wools, have pink hair and glasses that suggest a strong opinion.
Oh Abigail? Yeah, she's very Gorman-left. Some of the things she says are too woke to handle.
by epiwonk July 11, 2024
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Lauren Gorman

The most beautiful woman in the world with a 45lb heart.

My best friend.
Lauren Gorman is a first ballot hall of fame wife
by Patrick Burrell May 7, 2023
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