gorguse

a chain running from a prince albert piercing to a taint piercing

I got my gorguse caught in a girl's hair at the orgy! It ripped right out!

by Z95 June 18, 2011

Gorgus

Someone who is really funny. Everybody always laughs at his jokes and he is the coolest guy in the room. Both men and women want his shlocker.

Good one gorgus!!!

by the cock gremlin February 2, 2023

gorfus

the cross between a dork and a geek

Jeeze, he is such a gorfus with those glasses

by Alyssa Maria September 12, 2008

gorgus

someone with serious retardation, someone who is unco-ordinated, looks funny or is a general gimp

"That was so stupid that kid is such a goof"
"oh yeah a true gorgus"

by nDef January 20, 2009

gorgus-zimbus

an elephants asshole

Jim-Bob: Woah! Look how big that gorgus-zimbus is!

by HumanBeing247IdkWhatToType.com July 14, 2019

gorkus

patty short 😍😍🍆🍆🍆

person 1: “oi gorkus come here”
person 2: “what a gorkus”
person 1: “only the hottest checkout chick alive”
person 2: “patty short? 😍”
person 1 “fuck yeah”

by hazzamagic + pdiddy = <3 October 14, 2020

gormus

A gormus is the smell of the cum of someone who has eaten eggs beforehand. It smells really bad, however studies show that consuming an egg before insemination can raise the fertility of the cells. It is extremely fast, and can impregnate a woman in under a minute.

Son: "It smells like gormus in here"
Dad: "I think it smells like your new brother!"
Son: "Nice! Good to see you are keeping mom happy."

by schmethan March 17, 2021