gorfed

-to be physically or mentally distorted, an advanced form of being retarted.

Justin Lake was born gorfed

by Ryan February 25, 2004

Gorf

A dick fart.

That smells, did you just gorf?

That was a loud gorf!

Who gorfed?

by Gorf Gobbler March 20, 2012

Gorf

when a chick gives deepthroat

by gorf April 10, 2003

Gorf

Used to describe sucking dick, but much more intense.

Man you know that guy Elias? I heard he gorfed a gooses cock once.
He was gorfin', all day and night just gorfin cock.

by Pandafucker12 November 14, 2016

gorf

Gorf,v. to smell the recently vacted seat where a woman has sat. Vaginal and anal odours, mixed with sweat and cheap/expensive perfume will be present.

See also gorfing and bogfly.

I'm gonna gorf that honey's seat!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Gorf

Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles.

My friend's six-year-old brother is a gorf.

by Abdul Clamwacker March 21, 2003

Gorf

To clean ones-self vigorously, non-stop, wholeheartedly all day long.

Quit gorfing yourself and pay attention.
Look out here comes Sir Gorfs-a-lot.
Your such a gorfer.
Hey gorfy. You done yet?

by Mystri2me January 5, 2013