Gorbachev

When one smears poop on the forehead of a sleeping person similar to the birthmark on the forehead of Mikhail Gorbachev, famous Russian premier

Hes gonna be real bitter when i give him a gorbachev tonight

by MIKE August 28, 2003

The Gorbachev

Sex move in which a bald man rubs his head in the vagina of a menstrating female until his head looks like the ex-Soviet leader's.

The Gorbachev is like falling asleep in a bowl of marinara sauce-that smells like fish.

by Javid1236 March 28, 2009

Mikhail Gorbachev

When an unconscious person's head is shaved, someone ejaculates on the person's head. The ejaculation is the mixed with red food coloring giving the appearance of the crimson birthmark on the top of his/her bald head of the former leader of the Soviet Union.

Rocko gave Natasha a Mikhail Gorbachev after she had too much vodka!

by Jesus420 June 29, 2006

Gorbachevium

Gorbachevium is created when two atom of Leninium and one of Stalinium fuse together: Gorbachevium has the number of 210. It is a radioactive material having a full life of 91 year (half-life:45.5 years). It emits lots of gamma radiation per second. (almost 501 gamma rays/m2). No other propetries are know

Random ass mf: AH SHIT GORBACHEVIUM

Random ass mf 2: Bruh

by THE OMEGA SEX March 13, 2023

Mikhail Gorbachev

An artistic finishing move during Oral Sex. As the male is about ejaculate he takes his penis out of his partner's mouth and ejaculates all over her (Or, I guess, his...) forehead. The resulting blotch is named for the birthmark on the forehead and scalp of former Soviet leader, Mikhail Gorbachev.

Toby: "So dude, did you fuck her?"
Shane: "Naw man, she just gave me head, so I finished off with The Mikhail Gorbachev on the bitch's forehead and sang the Russian National Anthem!"
Toby: "That's an awful lot of set up for such a lame punch line..."
Shane: "Yeah...."

by Nicholas Bernard October 12, 2006

Gorbachev

The saviour of the Russian people. Gorbachev inherited an economically crippled soviet union. Through the socio-political reforms of the Perestroika program, Gorbachev raised the standard of living, increased the civil liberties of the Russian (soviet) peoples and dissolved the threat of a Nuclear Holocaust.

There should be a statue of Gorbachev in Russia, not Stalin.

by starky October 20, 2008

Gorbachev

1. In short, "da man"

2. The man who aided the dilapidated, mud-splattered Soviet people in obtaining the freedom they desired by liberalizing the Soviet system in unprecendened ways.

If it weren't for Gorbachev, we'd still be wearing Adias sweatpants and sandals with socks.....

oh wait...

by Albert Miaskovsky August 22, 2004