The act of going into a public place ( usually a bar )with a bluetooth enabled device, scanning for other bluetooth enabled devices that openly accept transfers, and sending them a copy of the Goatse image. Looking around to find the target after the image has been sent is known as Goatspotting.
"When on a roadtrip, one thing to do is to hit up a cybercafe and go goating"
"Did you see that guy freak out? He totally got goated!"
"Did you see that guy freak out? He totally got goated!"
by GoatMaster303 March 27, 2005
Get the Goating mug.A person at your local rock climbing gym who brags and constantly brings up other people's failures and their own small accomplishments in order to make themselves feel better. Brags and makes others feel sorry for even participating in this amazing sport. Most of the time is a male.
The Gloating Douche bag Rock Climber does not brag by choice. He needs to brag in order to sexually arouse himself because he has no confidence in himself unless he his gloating.
Often extremely insecure and rarely gets laid.
Often uses terms like "fag, donkey balls, knob gobbler, scrotum sucker, gay, and homo" to belittle others while simultaneously hinting that they are confused about their own sexuality.
The Gloating Douche bag Rock Climber does not brag by choice. He needs to brag in order to sexually arouse himself because he has no confidence in himself unless he his gloating.
Often extremely insecure and rarely gets laid.
Often uses terms like "fag, donkey balls, knob gobbler, scrotum sucker, gay, and homo" to belittle others while simultaneously hinting that they are confused about their own sexuality.
Gloating Douche Bag Rock Climber: Hey I think I'm the BEST in the climbing club out of everybody that just started. They all suck donkey balls except for me. I'm better than you too. Aren't I?? Aren't I??
Person: Yes you climb very well, the others are climbing well too.
Gloating Douche bag: What the fuck fag!? I'm like 10 times better than you, You can't climb half the shit I climb, you're so gay! I'm the Best you cock juggler!
Person: Rock climbing is about having fun and being the best you can be; not about comparing yourself to others to arouse yourself. you are a disgrace to the sport. Goodbye.
Gloating Douche bag: Fuck yeah I'm the best. Better masturbate in the gym's bathroom before this boner goes away!
Person: Yes you climb very well, the others are climbing well too.
Gloating Douche bag: What the fuck fag!? I'm like 10 times better than you, You can't climb half the shit I climb, you're so gay! I'm the Best you cock juggler!
Person: Rock climbing is about having fun and being the best you can be; not about comparing yourself to others to arouse yourself. you are a disgrace to the sport. Goodbye.
Gloating Douche bag: Fuck yeah I'm the best. Better masturbate in the gym's bathroom before this boner goes away!
by Zeus717 March 5, 2011
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In an atmosphere of bonhomie, possibly at a party, a member of the group will put his glass to one side and suggest a spot of goating. The group will then drop trousers and pants and chase each other round the room, trying to stick their fingers up each others bottoms. It is recommended that particular attention to cleanliness is observed whilst making one's toilette.
by Will Bowen May 7, 2004
Get the goating mug.A sexual act, whereby the male partner engages in intercourse with his female partner in the position known coloquially as "doggy". Upon organising themselves, the male partner will simultaneously thrust into his partner, while anally fisting her.
by Milo,Kez&Peach March 19, 2009
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Alice: Me too! I've fucked four guys in the last seven months and only one of them was actually born in Canada.
Alice: Me too! I've fucked four guys in the last seven months and only one of them was actually born in Canada.
by YeahBabyYeah August 17, 2015
Get the Geovaging mug.When you choose to live your day like a goat. Constantly grazing on food and reacting with the anger of a headbutting goat if anybody attempts to stop you.
Person A: are you sure you want to be eating that too?
Person B: I’m goating today, you should probably stop with your judgement, asshole.
Person B: I’m goating today, you should probably stop with your judgement, asshole.
by goatymcgoatface June 5, 2020
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People thought the football players were gloating too much by dancing in the end zone after a touchdown, when really they were just happy and wanted the fans to have a good time. They weren't doing it to be arrogant towards an opponent or authority/official.
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