blanket gropler

A person who stays under a blanket all day in his underwear, hiding from life, playing pocket pool in his pants.

Evan decided to be a blanket gropler after is girlfriend broke up with him.

by Evan the rapper August 28, 2017

road googler

asking for directions

road googler: "How do i turn the corner to get to common ground?"

by Krkič August 26, 2020

Bad Googler

Person who is incapable of affectively searching the internet, using vague word searches that lead them to endless circles of spam in which they offer personal information to phony websites in hope of reaching their original objective . Person is usually older i.e. mom, grandma, grandpa, provoking a burning desire to rip the mouse from thier hand and do the search yourself.

My bad Googler Grandma typed " Restaurants that sell fish and are reasonably priced,' and I died a little inside, who taught this woman how to search.

by ezekiel2800 March 4, 2010

hypochondri-googler

One who spends excessive amounts of time online googling symptoms so he/she can diagnose his/her self with medical conditions/ailments.

Example of a hypochondri-googler: I stayed up all night googling bothersome medical symptoms and am now worried that I may drop my head to my desk causing possible further medical conditions such as a concussion, coma and the like. I’ll have to find energy to google that.

by Emster73 August 17, 2012

Double goobler

An extra roll of fat under the neck, reminiscent of a turkey

"Having a double goobler cause YOLO" Drake/SJG

by Pstoolie September 28, 2012

Goolers

Noun-often referred to when talking about weed.

John:"Bro Pass the Goolers I can't see straight."

Phil:"Bruh bruh what the fuck are Goolers?"

John:"The fucking weed bro pass the Goooooolerssss."

by Big John HoustonTEX October 4, 2011

Googlery

The act of using Google.

Kelly apparently fails at Googlery, which sucks. Mostly because of all the skills a guy could have, this one's pretty basic.

by epicism November 6, 2009