glonous

Consisting of, or typified by, elements of one culture transplanted into another, usually diluted or bastardized in the process. Derives from the misspelled slogan printed on a popular brand of chopsticks in American Chinese restaurants: "Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous sic history. and cultual sic."

Panda Express is tasty, but it's only a glonous version of real Chinese food.

The operetta, while ostensibly being set in feudal Japan, presents only a glonous distortion of Japanese culture.

by Fleet Pete December 9, 2008

glonous

Defined by a having a significant amount of glone, such as the history and cultual of China

Welcome to Chinese Restaurant
please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks
the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history.
and cultual.

by 2.2 January 21, 2009

gonorrhea turnover

when a woman is getting cunnilingus while sitting on the man's face, and then like the hook she spins around 180 degrees to face away from him without dismounting.

why don't you do something you're good at? like givin' him a gonorrhea turnover?

by Kronos_the_titan December 21, 2008

gonorrhea by proxy

The act of transmitting something terrible, through someone else.

Often abbreviated "GBP," as to avoid social stigma.

Also refers to the actual contraction of gonorrhea.

I wasn't in class on Tuesday, so Jimmy picked up my exam for me. When I saw my C-, it was gonorrhea by proxy.

Which is larger: Long Island's GBP, or its GDP?

Man, gonorrhea by proxy. That sucks.

by Mahmoud J March 31, 2008

Gonoherpesyphilaids

The worst of all Sexually transmitted diseases. This is a combination of Gonorrhea, Herpes, Syphilis and Aids. It is transmitted by sexual contact, spit, toe jam, dingleberries, nose hairs and rubbing nipples together. Most people catch it from sexual contact with an infected partner or unprotected sex with a gopher tortise. The only cure is to analy penetrate a female virgin goat from the Himalayas.

I go my whole life being carefull. One night I get drunk and Fuck 1 Gopher Tortise and BAM.....I got Gonoherpesyphilaids...Where the hell am I gonna get enough money for a plane ticket to the Himalayas?

by Antjaw September 16, 2004

Gonosyphilaids

Rare, jungle venerian disease created by Paris Hilton and her promiscous sex life. Combination of Gonorrhea, Syphilis and AIDS, sometimes herpes: herpetic gonosyphilaids.

Paris Hilton is spreading her Herpetic gonosyphilaids.

by Diane Ramos May 14, 2006

gonnoherpesyphilaids

Often contracted from dirty whores, Or 75% of Brownsburg High School's Senior Class. Often confused with herpegonnosyphiltitis but is far more deadly. This, a true combination of all STDs is often found lingering about any gay bar.

Damn, I boinked this bitch I heard she was dirty, all I thought I was going to get was herpegonnosyphiltitis but I got gonnoherpesyphilaids instead!

by VWguy February 20, 2005