YYC Goonies

The coolest, most aggressive, intimidating, group of associates residing in Calgary, Canada. They often engage, either individually or collectively, in illegal, and possibly violent, behavior. Look both ways and behind your back when in their territory. They have representatives in highschools all over Calgary, even private schools.

Basil: "lmao I saw this YYC Goonie walking down the the hall the other day wearing a grey techfleece and a yankees hat"
YYC Goonies: aggressively initiate in a collaborative assault and take Basil's hat and get him on the ground exposing his tummy*

by Azb hunter October 7, 2023

The Goonies

A group of homosexual children too young and naive to understand their feelings towards each other. Always getting into trouble or each others asses they roam the neighbourhood or underground caverns of your town whilst being stalked buy a deformed paedophile who can literally pull all your clothes off with the one tooth in his slobbering misshapen mouth.

The Goonies is a Fucking awesome film!

by Squaids187 July 9, 2010

Goonies

The Goonies are a group of hardcore badasses living in Alaska. Founders of the AUFL that were given their nickname by the leader of the Thundercunts, Mullet-o, sworn enemy of all that is manly and awesome in the world.

"Hey, I heard the Goonies started and underground football league in town, how badass is that?"

by KenaiSloth May 12, 2010

the goonies

one of the worst, most annoying movies that for some reason everyone loves. i simply dont undesrtand it

laura: like OMG im so watching the goonies tonite, best movie ever

me: u need to find out what actually qualifies a good movie.

by scruffins May 13, 2007

goonies

people that drink goon, a cheap often fruity/sweet wine drank from silver goon sacks =

girl: "im sooo bored i wanna get drunk but im almost broke!"
boy: "go buy some goon"
girl: "ill jst go scab of those other goonies"

by dzmnumber7 April 10, 2010

Goonies

A group of friends who thinks they are superior because they all like each other but really they just say this to make themselves feel better because these are their only 5 friends. Although, they tend to be the life of the party for the 5 minutes their boyfriends let them out in the crowd. Well, they pretend their boyfriends are obsessed with them but really they are skanks. That is except for the sane people of the group who could have boyfriends because they are amazing but they either don’t have a best friends list or ignore the people who like them for 24 hours on read.

Oh no did the goonies steal your man again?

by Econdz April 6, 2020

Goonies

The homies your boys people you hang with.

“Aye goonies you tryna go to a addy.”

by Hoodzy999 November 6, 2020