gooballs

a gooey treat concisting of usually healthy items like granola, nuts and grains and sweet items like chocolate, carob, and carmel and gooey items like peanut butter, honey and butter. They almost always contain significant doses of marijuana baked right in. They were popularized and sold in Phish parking lots but now can be seen at any jam band show. Also called ganja gooballs because of the cannabis content.

Trey said, "Don't eat the brown gooballs"

heady gooballs $5!

by TreePhiend April 26, 2006

whacked up on goofballs

To be intoxicated with a drug. See hepped up on goofballs.

We spent the afternoon whacked up on goofballs.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2004

Goofball

A Girl who is Smart, Pretty, Intelligent and Funny!
Usually they love to hangout and play games with other people, and are just a lovable person to be around, they also make you happy when you feel down, they are really nice and smart as well!
Goof is for Short!

Dude, that Girl is such a Goof!

She is such a Goofball!

by Bubby! September 29, 2013

goofballian

A person who acts like a big time goofball.

Hey, man! Did you see Joey doing tiktok dances last night? He is a major goofballian. (I.E. he is part of the goofballian race)

by Poiiop#1 September 10, 2022

Glyceraldehyde Goofball

So, I think I worked this out. It's mentioned in a scene in PLL (Pretty Little Liars) S3E16, and means that Toby is Spencer's sweet drug that makes her delusional, because Glyceraldehyde is a sweet aldose, and a Goofball is a slang term for a Barbiturate.
(See also Goofball)

"You're my Glyceraldehyde Goofball"
"Erm. What?"
"My sweet sweet drug!"
"Right..."

by the__sp00ned March 6, 2015

goofball

Mixing Methamphetamine and Heroin for IV injection. Similar to "Speedball" which uses Cocaine and Heroin.

Dude, That goofball I slammed lastnight had me spun crazy all fucking night!

by Diacetylmorphine June 20, 2005

Goofballs

The act of inserting the entirety of one's testicles into the anus of another human being or animal.

Brandon: Hey Chad! Let's give her the goofballs!

Chad: Yeah let's do that? What about the dog!?

Brandon: Yeah! He's next.

Chad: We're such classic goofballers.

by theshizz55 November 14, 2013