gnomophobia

An irrational fear of Garden Gnomes

Person 1: Hey look, it's a garden gnome!
Person 2: OH MY GOD GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Person 1: Well someone has a bad case of gnomophobia...

by Richard The Gnome.... Shhhh!!! February 6, 2010

godmodding

Mispelling of Godmoding & God Modding in rpg and forum settings, thus the meaning is the same. The term applies to "Godly-modification" or "Godlike-modification" to a character, through skills such as evasion and the like, as well as the character's personality which usually consists of a superior "I know all, see all, and am all", et cetera. The singlemost annoying and obnoxious gamers on the planet. Tend to act like 7 year olds when they don't get their way during games of pretend, i.e. - Bang, you're dead! Yeah huh, I killed you and you can't play anymore!

Godmodding Bill not only managed to magically know the secret base's true location, but also passed all of the armed guards by hopping from tree to tree like a natural-born monkey, and managing to rewire the electric locks which were state-of-the-art using a paperclip and a piece of fuzz from his pocket. Once inside, Bill used his deadly and artful bare hands (along with a combitionation of poison that he had learned in one week to brew in his toilet) to take down 38 of the guards and dogs, inside. That done, it was a mere task of busting through fifty-eight doors and cartwheeling gracefully through the laser beams, before waltzing into the innermost vault and plucking up the plans for complete world domination.

by ANoni_Mouse November 21, 2005

googolhedron

A regular solid with a googol faces. Would look exactly like a sphere to the naked eye.

Nobody has ever made or is ever likely to make a googolhedron

by andy_s April 28, 2006

goodmorning usa

i got a feeling that its gonna be wonderful day..

bob: goodmorning usa..
jake: bob.. u have been saying that for 3 days in a row.

by ur favorite girl July 28, 2022

Glomotoma

The condition where one does not do shit at work. The victim may constantly state that they "don't do this" or "don't do that". Named after our worthless housekeeper, Glo.

Sabrina is so worthless and doesn't do her work. She must have Glomotoma.

by smb0072962 August 22, 2022

Godmonkey

Delusional and indoctrinated worshiper of mythical all powerful supreme being.
Requires only a 2000 year old work of fiction to assert that they KNOW God exists and have all the proof they need.

There was a knock at the door. Upon opening it I saw 2 suits wrapped around a pair of religious nutters. "Oh, no!", I thought. " More Godmonkeys".

by JustThink4Once December 24, 2010

godmotherfuckingdammit

the longest fucking cuss word on the planet, used in anger, awe, for pleasure, or just for fucking fun

guy loses in halo and says
"godmotherfuckingdammit those deuchturds cheated"

a man after his wife leaves him might just simply say
"godmotherfuckingdammit!"

also a bitch could be gettin some dick and scream
"GODMOTHERFUCKINGDAMMIT!!!"

by themotherfuckingshit April 27, 2009