Goonesia

The state of having gooned so long that you lose track of time and space.

Jerry has been gooning for 8 hours straight. He can’t even remember his own name because he has goonesia

by OOK & GLOOK July 24, 2025

GoogleStalk

When someone waits for you to log on to instant messaging then immediately pounces with a message..

"Man, that crazy chick in Accounts keeps sending me messages as soon as I log on."
"Dude, you've been GoogleStalked."

by WalterEgo September 4, 2009

Googlelian

Term given for when you search for a topic that can't be found, and it auto-suggests proper search topics.

I googled the term mane of scientists and it gave me googlelian suggestion of name of scientists.

by Kiggida September 15, 2010

Googlesnarf

To kick someone in the balls hard enough to make them vomit.

Guy 1: Dude, he just googlesnarfed that guy!

Guy 2: Did he throw up?

Guy 1: Yea!

Guy 2: LOL

Guy 1: LOL

by Maltry June 18, 2011

Googlesnatch

When you google a word of term that has no sexual reference but when you get pages / images returns, you see boobs, penises or vaginas

I was looking up pics of cat dwarfness and I totally saw a googlesnatch!

by cuntiessmaximus June 9, 2013

Googlesmack

Googlesmack- when you ask Google a question and get 20 answers.

You've been googlesmacked!

by Smack-D March 18, 2021

Googleian

noun
A person who has never known a world without Google (and likeness) and thusly may lack the skills required to survive outside the Google rich ecosystem.

I suspect it will be near impossible for Googleians to navigate across the country if we ever loose internet connectivity.

by C12H22O11 June 7, 2021