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Goognesia 

a temporary mental condition afflicting internet users. In their haste to 'Google' something, when faced with the blank search box, the user instantly - albeit temporarily, forgets what it was they were going to search.
"hang on i'll Google it....errrrr......what was I going to do? argh it's that Goognesia again!"
Goognesia by cakebakermaker August 19, 2013
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Googesia 

The act of forgetting what you were about to search on Google.
I was just about to look up something on my phone, until I got googesia.
Googesia by The Vinny Monroig Show January 15, 2015

Gooneriah 

Arsenal fans that look to blame others for their failings after a match or season, they typically like to shift blame onto the opposition & refereeing decisions rather than their own players for the way they played or the manager who may have not dealt with the match correctly by building a known bottling small squad or masking injuries with squad depth. Gooneriah is most prevalent in delusional top gooners such as Robbie Lyle (AFTV), TyWOOOOOOO (AFTV) & RoryTalkNonsense
Arsenal fans suffering from Gooneriah disease:

MAUPAY YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE, YOU'RE A CHEAT, I HOPE BRIGHTON GET RELEGATED
MAUPAY YOU'RE A CHEAT, YOU'RE A DISGRACE I HOPE BRIGHTON GET RELEGATED
COME TO OUR DRESSING ROOM AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT OUR PLAYERS YOU'RE A CHEAT
Gooneriah by PGMOL February 1, 2025

GOONSIAH 

A SICK, FREAKY GUY THAT PRETENDS TO BE ZESTY.
MAN, GOONSIAH HAS TO BE THE FREAKIEST IN THE OFFICE.
GOONSIAH by GOONIEL March 7, 2025
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026