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googleistic

Definitive of Google searches. Term usually used by people who are so googlecentric and totally divorced from reality that they depend on Google to interface with the real world. Also can be used to describe bad writers who look for metaphors using Google.
That is so googleistic!
by joey-baloney February 16, 2010
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Googlesnapped

Anything that was captured in a photo which can be viewed in Google Maps street view.
I looked up an address in Google Maps and recognized a friend of mine in the street view photo - he's been Googlesnapped.
by evilclowncandy April 10, 2009
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Googletard

Anyone who works for or codes any app for Google
Why is my phone so slow? Friggin Googletards don't know how to code anything useful.
"Mommy can i have some more cheezy poofs?" said the Googletard as he played with his pebble watch while watching anime
by noneyo June 12, 2015
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googleitus

Googleitus is a syndrome of excessive visits to Google and its servives. Sufferers find themselves constantly refreshing their GMail window and frequently checking their Google Reader and Google Calendar just incase something has happened.

This can vary in it serverity from a few clicks per day to many clicks per hour.

Variations exist such as Flickritus, Breakitus, ebayitus
User1: What are you doin mate?
User2: Just checking my GMail again!
User1: AGAIN? Thats like the 100th time today?
User2: Its more than that I think!
User1: I think you have Googleitus
by Chris Rowe May 23, 2006
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Googlist

A person who conforms to Googlism
Eric: I don't why you're using Bing. Microsoft doesn't stand a chance with Google. "If it isn't Google, it isn't anything"

Angie: I can see that you are a hardcore Googlist.
by CopperWhopper67 January 23, 2015
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Googleist

Is a person who belives that google is god. They tend to practice their belifs by looking up what they don't know on google before making any other (life changing) decisions in life. As well as looking up life changing things on google, a googleist may also spend most of their freetime by randomly looking up things they don't know on google.

The Adam and Eve of google is Larry Page and Sergey Brin.
Girl1: How did you know what people say during wedding vows, even if you have never been to a wedding?

Girl2: I'm a devout googleist, we know as much as the internet holds.
by Saraness May 2, 2009
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Googlist

Tom Cruise should quit Scientology and become a Googlist
by mikeejimbo July 13, 2006
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