The most delicious mixture of peanut butter and grape jelly. Many believe it was sent down from heaven as a gift to man kind from God.
by Goober Smuck June 11, 2019
An oafish dimwitted goofball from a small town, usually from the Southern or Midwestern states, but can also be found in the American Southwest , Pacific Northwest and occasionally the more rural areas of New England. Similar to a hick but with more limited cognitive abilities (as hard to swallow as that might be). Goobers can have lovable characteristics, but that’s not always set in stone.
On the movie Deliverance the guys who sodomized Ned Beatty were hillbillies, while the retard with the banjo was simply a harmless goober.
by McLuvin505 May 03, 2008
by Gamecock16 January 23, 2013
a very attractive baseball player at whitman highschool who is the hottest sophomore vietnemese kid.the only bad thing about him is he is very shy
by syracuse December 10, 2004
Goober refers to drool, spit-up, boogers and other various forms of child slobber, particularly when those substances have come in contact with another person, such as a parent or sibling.
by Articulax October 23, 2019
by SuperDude12326 November 25, 2008