Goncho

When you take a huge hit off of a joint, blunt, bong, bowl, etc. to the point where you cough uncontrollably. You can feel a goncho hit when when smoking out of a bong as the back of your throat starts burning before you pull the slide.

"Dude, just take a goncho rip off of that and pass it back"

"Hey Tyler, you wanna get gonchoed before the steelers game?"

by The Notorious D.A.N. January 23, 2009

Gonch Gig

Any job you are able to do alone in your underwear while remaining in the comfort of your own home. No clients will be present for the duration of the job.

Typically refers to musicians, graphic designers or any occupation you can do from home.

Designing that corporate web page was a real gonch gig.

by Chris R Anderson June 23, 2007

Gotschi

A bi-racial angel of superhero lineage that likes to slam bitches. Gotschis often urinate in random places of the home, and vomit in Vermillion bathtubs. You can find a Gotschi at your local Tex-Mex restaurant, with a burrito in one hand, and his dick in the other (maybe an import beer, instead.)

What a lovely creature! It must be a Gotschi.

by vermillionowensgotschi March 12, 2012

gonscrustytoeslol

Into the thick of it, into the thick of it, ugh.

Gonscrustytoeslol is my favorite tiktoker :)

by gonscrustutoeslolfan June 7, 2021

Gonchitus

An incorrect naming of gonorrhea.

Chad: Hey bro, I was with that girl but I caught gonchitus
Bro: Yo man, the hell is gonchitus?
Chad: Oh, the paper from the doctor's office says gon-orr-h-ea
Bro: Oh shiiiiit!

by StoryTeller69.5 December 9, 2022

gonch pull

A sharp upward yank on another person's gonchies. Usually painful but entertaining to behold. An especially useful technique in warding off unwanted and raunchy immigrants who like showing chest hair.

Person 1: Dude, i'll give you ten bucks if you give blagloslav a gonch pull.
Person 2: I'll do it for free! Uh, do you have any gloves?

by Dexter March 26, 2003

gonfchat

A highly selective group composed of the top 1% of society that meets on ifunny to discuss controversial topics going around the globe. It’s lead by the gonftator, a genius with an iq of 130. If anyone knows, it’s the members of the gonfchat.

Cultured Dude: Did you hear about the gonfchat?
Uncultered Swine: Ew no what’s that

Cultured dude: A place where scum like you don’t reside

by Dnnddndnd March 11, 2019