Gonaloon

Gonaloon - a black, 4-legged, nocturnal scavenger that brings back trophy items to human homes it protect. They typically travel in pairs and have been known to reincarnate back to their former image upon death.

Etymology: Old English GAN "to go, depart" and LOON from Latin LUNA, "moon"

Don't go too far into the woods; a Gonaloon is out.

by British Bloke July 29, 2013

Gongoozler

The Gongoozler is an ancient beast from below the waves that can only be found at night. It's tail is thought to be an ancient relic. They say that to see the Gongoozler you must be blinded so that you may see again. If the Gongoozler tries to approach you, just kick it. Finally, they say if you hear the Gongoozlers call, it means death is coming.

Mark: What the hell was that?
The Gongoozler: G O N G O O Z L E R

by The Gongoozler's brother Dave October 11, 2020

Gongoozlised

A really hot guy whom makes music for the platform spotify

Man: Hey is that gongo?
Guy:No gongo is his spotify name, that's actually gongoozlised over there
Gongoozlised from a distance: hi lol

by Budget_humper679 June 8, 2022

gongoozle

English canal network phrase. To walk along the towpath watching the boats go by.

I like to walk the dog and gongoozle on a Sunday afternoon

by Sally September 19, 2004

gongoozle

A sexual term referencing when a male puts his genetalia in a females oral cavity after she has recently,or is in the process of, throwing up.

"duuude... that chick was crazy last night. Everything was going great until she asked me to gongoozle her. Sorry but i like my dick vomit-free."

by Duckhead96 August 3, 2013

Gongoozler

A water monster who only appears in pools once it’s dark out.

“The gongoozler takes you by the toes and drags you down the the frothy depths of the water” -Unnus Annus

by Jayne Linde October 12, 2020

Gongloid

Belong to the same family as mongoloid and bongloid, a gongloid refers to a guy who is at least 19 or 20 years old, but still threatens to tell on other people for doing things we he believes to be against the rules. One trait is that he will pretend to be taking a shit in the restroom, but when somebody opens the door to take a picture of him he is actually masturbating. He will then lie about this and call the other people perverts for trying to look at this dick. This type of person usually has a crease in their hand (much like somebody with down syndrome) and walks with a limp.

That guy threatened to tell on me for sluffing Algebra class, even though everybody knows he sucked off his best friend in the locker room last night. What a gongloid!

by Benyill October 6, 2008