Goncharov Effect

When the made up thing is better than the real thing.

An effect establish by Tumblr users in the year 2022 when an image of a tag on a boot lead to the discovery of what may be the worlds best cinematic masterpiece, Goncharov.

What starts as a normal play day on Tumblr quickly spirals into a mass fanfare concerning obscure director Mateo JWHJ0715.

"Man, Twitter won't shut up about this absolute beast of a classic movie."
"Goncharov Effect, my friend."

by GoncharovFan597 November 28, 2022

Gonschous

Gorgeous; bodacious; perfect in every way

"No one has the right to be so fucking gonschous."

by Rainbow Lorri May 9, 2023

El gancho

A curved penis

My girl wanted me to hit the g-spot so I gave her el gancho.

by Ganchote July 6, 2011

gotchoass

This is the term used whenever something is done to someone in a harsh manner, whether it is playful or serious. A combination of the words, "got yo ass".

When you dunk on someone... "gotchoass"; When you prove somebody wrong..."gotchoass"; when you trick someone, hit someone, or anything else that excites you and upsets them..."GOTCHOASS"

by E Willy October 14, 2007

gonch pull

a severe wedgie that results with the victim having a shit stain in his drawers after the fact.

i had to change my underwear after that gonch pull he gave me!

by gonch November 4, 2007

Ginch Gonch

A brand of very expensive underwear, about 30 dollars a pair with designs on them, 25 for 'basic'. For both men and women. Some of their designs have very sexual connotations (wiener eater, ass licker, piggy bottoms, beaver eater, shooting stars, ect.) Pretty much not available anywhere but online. Very colorful. They try and mimic youthfulness, and the result is underwear so playful it's barely sexy.

"Your underwear has pictures of hockey players?"
"Yeah, wanna fuck?"
"Not if you aren't wearing Ginch Gonch. Bright colors turn me on!"

by EDAWGfff March 24, 2007

Gonch Gig

Any job you are able to do alone in your underwear while remaining in the comfort of your own home. No clients will be present for the duration of the job.

Typically refers to musicians, graphic designers or any occupation you can do from home.

Designing that corporate web page was a real gonch gig.

by Chris R Anderson June 23, 2007