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Golbat

Fugly bat pokemon, evolution of Zubat. Like zubat, it's annoying, especially when you enter caves, appearing every other step, but only in the higher-level caves, like the caves near the sea and Victory Road. Still, they are goddamned irritating, and for some reason, all the bad guys in the Pokemon games love to use Golbat.
Golbat maybe annoying but it sucks. Any strong powered attack will kill it. And even though they suck, they will still emerge to challenge your godlike Pokemon when you trod in caves. God how I hate them. If you want to maintain your sanity, make sure you bring Repels before entering a cave.
Golbat evolves into Crobat when it's happy. Crobat is actually useful. I guess it is worth catching and raising one of those annoying bats after all.
by ADVDA May 2, 2009
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Goldacre's Law

"I don't think there is any claim - and we can frame this as Goldacre's law if you like - any claim so stupid anywhere in the world that you couldn't find at least one doctor or academic who was willing to put it forward."

Dr. Ben Goldacre - British science journalist, author of 'Bad Science' and www.badscience.net blog
"The support by one scientist for the idea that the MMR vaccine is connected to autism is an example of Goldacre's law in action"
by DAAAAVVVVVVVOOOOO February 10, 2009
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goliard

a combination of the words gonad, loser and retard. Obviously, a person with whom most normal folks wouldn't want to associate.
I can't stand that woman. She's a total goliard.
by Most Anyone June 12, 2008
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Golahuff

The proper pronunciation of "GL HF". Often said by gamers at the start of a match or during a game. Meaning "Good luck, have fun". Used as a greeting and sign of good sportsmanship before a match.
"Golahuff friends!"
by Memopotato September 26, 2019
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Goliar

A unique name for a quirky personality who likes to be either sweet and caring or extremely psycho based on their mood.

The name gives them an ability of good judgement and a knack of doing jobs to perfection.

However, it also brings a reserved and quiet nature where people find it difficult to guess their true personal self.
She’s probably just a Goliar, she’s not being rude
by TimotheeChalametFan69 April 15, 2020
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Brown Goliath

Rupert had to ask his wife Mary to inspect his anal sphincter for damage after heaving out a Brown Goliath that morning
by Loopydave October 24, 2019
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David vs Goliath

When a man with a micropenis engages in sexual intercourse with a woman with an enlarged clitoris. The clitoris must be larger than the micropenis to qualify.
Shaun had a real David vs Goliath situation on his hands when he found himself fucking that discounted Tijuana hooker.
by Manatee Soup June 14, 2019
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