golonkadonk

A woman who is over six feet tall. The main factor that decides if Mike Golonka finds a girl extremely hot.

Janet is 6'5! A total Golonkadonk.

by Innocent III April 28, 2005

goliard

a combination of the words gonad, loser and retard. Obviously, a person with whom most normal folks wouldn't want to associate.

I can't stand that woman. She's a total goliard.

by Most Anyone June 12, 2008

Goliar

A unique name for a quirky personality who likes to be either sweet and caring or extremely psycho based on their mood.

The name gives them an ability of good judgement and a knack of doing jobs to perfection.

However, it also brings a reserved and quiet nature where people find it difficult to guess their true personal self.

She’s probably just a Goliar, she’s not being rude

by TimotheeChalametFan69 April 15, 2020

gölomphed

(v) To bounce with an intense, overwhelming joy whilst frowning

of Germanic origin

Chloe gölomphed down the corridor as she anticipated her next lesson. A range of emotion came over her, gölomphing was the only suitable action for how she felt at this moment in time.

by denontationstation:) January 16, 2023

Brown Goliath

A massive dump. A shit of biblical proportions

Rupert had to ask his wife Mary to inspect his anal sphincter for damage after heaving out a Brown Goliath that morning

by Loopydave October 24, 2019

David vs Goliath

When a man with a micropenis engages in sexual intercourse with a woman with an enlarged clitoris. The clitoris must be larger than the micropenis to qualify.

Shaun had a real David vs Goliath situation on his hands when he found himself fucking that discounted Tijuana hooker.

by Manatee Soup June 14, 2019

Golira

A funny way (Perhaps the best way) to say Gorilla to make you're friends laugh

Rosie:What animal was that again?
Zama:It's a GOLIRA
Rosie:What?
Zama:I said it was a GOLIRA

by KushKisser69 October 3, 2020