goldilocks tits

The breasts of a woman that are not too small, but not too large. They are just right. They dont get in the way, but are still visible. They work on almost any woman and is the icing on the cake for a girl who one would consider cute but not hot.

Guy A: I hooked up with this girl who had some nice goldilocks tits

Guy B: Sick bro, what size?

Guy A: 36C I think

by yochoc May 17, 2014

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goldilocks

(adj.) not too big, not too small, just right. often in reference to body part.

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goldilocks cock
(n.) a penis that is not too big, not too small, but just the right length and girth

goldilocks bod
(n.) a well-toned body that is not too scrawny or overly muscular

His goldilocks cock was well beyond average.

She lustfully admired his goldilocks bod.

by Jankee July 15, 2014

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goldilockzd

When you kick ass so hard on something that it ended up being "just right"

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You just goldilockzd it!

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by mstein November 21, 2010

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goldilocksed

Using someone else's bed during or after a party without their permission.

Gina was goldilocksed when she found other people in her bed during a party.

by dutchvd July 21, 2014

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Goldilocks box

A women's box that isn't too loose or too tight, it's just right.

My girlfriend's pussy is so perfect, she has a goldilocks box.

by FLAILIAN March 28, 2017

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Goldilocks Theorem

Goldilocks Theorem is a technique for guessing answers to multiple choice questions. You throw out the highest and lowest answers and guess from what's left. Typically applied to three and four answer questions.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I failed that exam. I used Goldilocks Theorem on the whole thing, so unless I got really lucky I'm fucked.

by mr.failure April 29, 2010

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